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@_paullay @DrMatthewSweet Surely that’s The Sole of Man?

@DrMatthewSweet Of course, the mark of any working class person who’s made it is to spend a fortune on clothes. Starting with the shoes. The very argument of Oscar Wilde’s The Soul of Man Under Socialism.

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN: If you are working class and get one of the most important jobs in the country, do not mark the occasion by spending your money on clothes.

@pirquin @dieworkwear Thank you! Added to the list for our trip to Hamburg.

@dieworkwear This description reminds me of the German Manufactum stores: manufactum.de. They sell everything, but for each item, they only offer one product from a premium high quality brand.

Abercrombie & Fitch is one of the great tragedies of menswear retailing. People who grew up with the brand in the 1990s and early 2000s may be surprised to learn what the store used to be like. 🧵

Hove by night

@EurostarJustinp Ideally, you would have spotted a murder taking place on that train. Rear Window x Agatha Christie

Paris by night: Overtaking a double-decker RER D train on the approach to Gare du Nord. #TrainLife

@AntBit @ARROW_Player Heathers + Clueless = my perfect double bill.

@Hector_Shar_Pei What about bombing, diving, and heavy petting?

We’re in the front parlour for a change. On our best behaviour, no chasing about, ball games or trumping.

Pug at Costa in CF!

@florencegirl @politic_animal Waterloo is also terrible.

@politic_animal Can confirm Birmingham New Street and Coventry are also thus afflicted ☹️

Causes of delays to peoples’ journeys on Britain’s rail network: Under-investment - 47% Poor weather - 18% Livestock on the line - 16% Missing their train because the self-checkouts at Euston M&S are the most ludicrously unresponsive bits of laser gadgetry ever produced - 19%

Rishi Sunak ‘I’m focused on delivering for Britain.’ Things he's delivered Sewage No taxes for Amazon, Shell, The Daily Mail and his wife Highest Fuel/Food/Energy/Water/Taxes ever Most Corrupt Government ever RT if you want him to deliver his resignation and a General Election

I've updated Rishi Sunak's New Year message with relevant headlines for context 👀

Thank you, @mcsweeneys, for one of the funniest essays all year. Hybrid workers and all, enjoy. mcsweeneys.net/articles/in-th…

@carolvorders Poor Johnny Mercer, he's ranting like a desperate Tory liar....oh hang on, he is a desperate Tory liar! #r4today #GE24 #GeneralElectionlNow #GTTO

Here’s Bob Cratchit’s 80 minute commute walking between his home in Camden Town to Ebeneezer Scrooge’s office in Cornhill. It takes him past KOKO in Camden although he could shave 4 minutes off his walk by just going via the British Museum.

Pug!

@MIKEYWMS @NewWaveAndPunk @JayneMoobs @mattvern @Karin22796909 @Jongold7Gold @fredfenackerpan @nigelburton5 @afc1903gb @Kgero1965 @DonkinGerardo @newgaryn @thecatperson1 @MarianneHawksw2 @EvilPilotFish @Flash6246973 @idiotrufus @Notoldjustexpe1 @SkamanD14 My choices would change daily, but today? Top of the Pops, I Got You, and Cherry Bomb.

#3compilationFriday Top 3👍 @NewWaveAndPunk @JayneMoobs @mattvern @Karin22796909 @Jongold7Gold @fredfenackerpan @nigelburton5 @afc1903gb @Kgero1965 @DonkinGerardo @newgaryn @thecatperson1 @MarianneHawksw2 @EvilPilotFish @Flash6246973 @idiotrufus @notoldjustexpe1 @SkamanD14

Oliver Dowden says Gary Lineker should stay out of politics. Lets do a little test of public opinion. If Gary Lineker should stay out of politics LIKE If Oliver Dowden needs to get out of politics RT

Who would you prefer was doing the interview with Michelle Mone tomorrow, instead of Laura Kuenssberg? Like for Victoria Derbyshire. RT for the Police.

Congratulations to @BCDreyer, who is retiring this week after 30 years at @randomhouse. 🍾 He offers some thoughtful observations for those of us in the editing business. bit.ly/3GGgPL0

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan". I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support. I do not support the "Rwanda plan". If you don't either, please retweet.

FFS. There are now at least SIX Tory Parties. ERG, NRG, Common Sense Group(!), New Conservatives, Conservative Growth Group, One Nation Group, & the People’s Front of Judea. And policy is being made up simply to keep them happy. Wouldn’t it be better to send THEM to Rwanda?