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A woman wakes up on her birthday, and says to her husband "Honey, I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?"
Her husband smiles and says "Maybe tonight you'll find out."
Later that night, the couple go out to a nice show, and have dinner at their special place. At the end of the meal, the husband takes out a small gift-wrapped box, gives it to his wife, and says, "Happy Birthday honey"
The wife opens the box and inside is a book titled "How to Interpret Your Dreams."
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@DawnsMission @TheFloridaMike Absolutely. It should be noted on the menu, like “Gluten free “ and “Keto friendly “.
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A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.”
The man replied, “Oh yeah, in fact, just the other day I walked 5 miles over rugged terrain as I climbed over rocks and trees. I also waded along the edges of a lake, pushing my way through tall thistles, and even slid down sandy slopes while getting sand in my eyes.”
The doctor was quite impressed. “Well, you are certainly a dedicated outdoorsman.”
The man replied, “Not really, doctor. I’m just a really bad golfer.”
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Which 1 you having❓
CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽@conquertheno
Which ethnic cuisine is gonna be your ride or die?
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NEW:
Obama, Eric Holder, Soros, and House Democrat Leadership Attempt Midterm Coup in Virginia
Barack Hussein Obama @BarackObama is teaming up with his lifelong buddies Eric Holder, George Soros, and House Democratic leadership to push forward a referendum set to take place on April 21st in Virginia. This would redraw the state’s congressional districts to give Democrats significantly more seats heading into the midterm elections.
In a video that is playing constantly in Virginia, Barack Obama claims President Trump is attempting to rig the upcoming midterm elections. He says the only way to “Stop Trump” is to vote yes on Virginia’s newly redistricted maps on April 21st:
“Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy, but right now they’re under threat… In April, Virginians can respond by making sure your voting power is not diminished by what Republicans are doing in other states. This amendment gives you the power to level the playing field in the midterms this fall. And voters will have the final say over what the maps look like. Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to rig the next election,” Obama says in the video.
Obama’s Virginia ad is paid for by Virginians for Fair Elections, which is funded by Eric Holder’s @EricHolder National Democratic Redistricting Committee and House Democratic leadership members, including Whip Katherine Clark @WhipKClark.
The receipts in the thread below show just how eye-opening the money trail is.
WATCH 👇🏻
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@GodandCountryy @EricLDaugh Do judges follow the law, or interpret it as they see fit?
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! Gov. Ron DeSantis just went HAYWIRE on the activist judge he wants IMPEACHED who released a s*x offender — resulting in the m*rder of 5-year-old girl Missy
"Man, can't we all agree you gotta do what it takes to protect the public?! That was NEGLICENCE! That was NEGLECT OF DUTY! I'm gonna say the truth. It doesn't prejudice ANYBODY, I don't think anybody disagrees with me."
"The judge RELEASED him and then this TRAGEDY happened. This was AVOIDABLE. This was PREVENTABLE."
"These are the types of convicts that need to be held accountable."
"I STAND BY everything I said 100%. I'd like to see accountability for how this BREAKDOWN happened. Because you have a 5-year-old girl who's DEAD who should STILL BE ALIVE."
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Impeach Judge Tiffany Baker!
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@JamesHu27192912 I had planned to do an American History road trip this year, but it’s looking dangerous . I don’t want to get caught up on other peoples mess.
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We’re in a serious conundrum: Islam is growing rapidly in the U.S., and some of its leaders openly call for turning America into an Islamic nation—just as they’ve done elsewhere.
In too many cities, we’re ignoring gross human rights abuses (honor violence, forced marriages, FGM) and allowing our own Constitution to be weaponized against us.
This isn’t about peaceful worship. It’s about defending our secular rule of law, women’s rights, and constitutional freedoms from Sharia ideology, which is fundamentally incompatible with American values.
We cannot stay silent. Educate yourself, speak up, and demand leaders put America first.
What are you seeing in your community?
#IslamInAmerica #Sharia #Muslims #Constitution #HumanRights

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This entitled woman ate a $34 hamburger in an airport and didn't think she needed to pay for it. She tells the police officer that she should be "billed" for it. It gets even more bizarre as she says she has paid for it with her father's money. She clearly does not want to understand how it works when you go out to eat.
Some restaurants have started charging customers when they order, before the food comes, because so many people are trying to run out on their bills. Do you think you should have to pay before you receive your meal?
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@Tanyaelisabeth I came to understand my own Mama after I became a mom.
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