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@AdamSchefter @RapSheet @TomPelissero Browns got fleeced

🚨🚨🚨 Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me. In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

@JConnSports among my many critiques of Elias, why does he overwhelmingly draft LHB just to bench them or PH them against LHP? We drafted a guy 1.1 just to pinch hit him because the opposing pitcher throws left handed?

@Todd_Pierce04 Todd, respectfully, gfy.

Maybe if you spelled it Gunner you would be hitting better than .201

@buda3915 When you’re hot youre hot that’s right

Boom

@wolviebets Buddy it probably cost you way more than 5k bonus bets

I spent days refining this process on ChatGPT and it absolutely fucked me today on Jake McCarthy. Told me to take Semien instead. I wash in a rush and locked it in. ChatGPT probably just cost me a $5k bonus bet

@justamush @DKSportsbook Having to click 41 times is too much like work

@RIPJKS @DKSportsbook 41 ten team parlays

lol are we for real @DKSportsbook what am I going to do with FORTY ONE $50 bets

@MLBHR Please nobody else have him I need this 1.5M

CJ Abrams - Washington Nationals (9) Grand Slam 403 feet +400

@JustinMacmahan Considering you’re out at a bar until 2 am on a Tuesday it doesn’t sound like either will be much of an adjustment

Played 5 hours of sand volleyball tonight until the bar closed at 2 AM. Our second daughter is due any day, so I’ve gotta play while I can. If you have kids, did you think 0 to 1 was a tougher adjustment, or 1 to 2?

@HowTheProsDo You know going to be Judge or Ohtani

It’s gonna be insanely tilting when a chalk dude hits a GS.. You should be building those GA parlays like this

Mike Elias is a fucking terrorist @Orioles @masnOrioles @god

@DraftKings Derrick Henry

@JustinMacmahan @nypost Won’t someone think of the celebrities

@nypost I’m guessing this person just intended on taking pictures of Vrabel out at a bar, not realizing this was an affair. Only now that this story unfolded did they probably think to go back and look closer. Sadly this can only make people be more annoying photographing celebrities

Dianna Russini and married Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar in bombshell new photos — taken 6 years before scandal trib.al/Z0N1Bhb

Commercials during #WrestleMania is such dog shit. Vince rolling in his grave.

@MikeDemidiuk @buda3915 @BGriff01 @dj_mitchell94 @wickidnik @anbobdfs @LsuTom123 Might have to come out of retirement that’s right

@buda3915 Cc @BGriff01 @dj_mitchell94 @wickidnik @anbobdfs @RIPJKS @LsuTom123 Let’s go!

Hell yeah the great Ouchocinco spelled backward is playing tonight boom lets at least get 10

@SafetyBlade_HS @SnapDecks Do Merlin spells count towards his objective?

Hasty Review #1 ⏲️ Stryfe is incredibly easy to make work. I was worried the Shou bot direction would overshadow the fun direction but honestly they were both good. I am shocked how little of this card I've faced (not seen one played yet) because its really strong. @SnapDecks

@ProFootballTalk @JimmysSeafood

Lamar Jackson has shown up for the first day of the Ravens' offseason program. It's fair to wonder how long he will stay. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@bordersroad People forgot Wiley is Canadian so he’s inherently untrustworthy

quick lesson for the youngsters. If Cam wants to bet 500k on something DO NOT TAKE THE OTHER side. the best to ever do it.