ᴍᴀʀᴇᴍʏ * ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ

(pinned thread!) “I’ll be damned.”

“ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs.”

@Unithor293092 Horse + Bomb

I’m boreddddddddddddd so give me stuff to do on gmod

@buymyupgrades “ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ʜᴇ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sɪʟʟʏ!”

Can someone kill this thing it reminds me of XOR too much.

@orcaorcaaco “Ouh! Neato”

@RandoGuard Asexual reproduction... Interesting Well not sure what you think of dinosaurs but you share a fact with her

“Me and my son in the backseat.”

@BBsAirAdventure “ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ’s ꜰᴜɴ. ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪsɴ’ᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴇʀᴇ.”

@RandoGuard Hey! Where are we going?

@orcaorcaaco “……what’s a father?”

@RandoGuard @BBsAirAdventure Ok then, so is the father?

@PhilLeBrave @buymyupgrades Woagh

Brace for impact, FNAF World fans

@Nightshiftrdnt “ɴᴏ, ɴᴏ ɪᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ” 😢

But it's funnyyyyy

@BASTARDGREG “….ok”

@RandoGuard hmmmm. maaybe... apple.

i would like some food or something theres nothing in this PLACE. only expired pizza and, whatever else.

@BASTARDGREG “……..ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ….?”

@RandoGuard can you remove the cheese? i dont like cheese.

“ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ??”

“ᴍᴍᴍᴍ…ᴍʜᴍʜᴍ..”

@FrickbearsBoss “ɪ’ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴍ, ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ.” ((LOLLLLL that’s honestly funny and I get what you mean))

@RandoGuard Y'Got a Really. . .REALLY Annoying Son, He Kept Stealing Dimes From MY Pockets When i Wasn't Lookin! Atleast Check On 'Em Every Once in a While! (( also i got really confused when i looked at your profile and took me like a minute to finally realize ))

“ɢᴜʏs….ɪᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ…ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ?..”

@JeremyButGreen “What.”

-GREEN facts with Geremy!- Did you know that the elusive "greenamatronic" known as "GALLOON GUY" has reportedly been sighted in Freddy Frickbear's Pizza? This incredibly low quality security camera footage seems to suggest that he is in the building, and that nobody is safe. Run.

@TiredNightGuard “Not much. But yes!”

Wait, you know me?

@FB3Spaghetti “Yes. He is my son. Not actually but- y’know.”

@RandoGuard @ThatsShowBizFaz @BBsAirAdventure THAT THING IS YOUR SON??

@orcaorcaaco @BBsAirAdventure “M…me..”

@RandoGuard @BBsAirAdventure Who is the mother?

@Jeremyfrickbear .

I wonder who the other guards hate the most for me it's gotta be bb.