ᴍᴀʀᴇᴍʏ * ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ

(pinned thread!) “I’ll be damned.”

@Jeremyfrickbear .

I wonder who the other guards hate the most for me it's gotta be bb.

BTW GUYS!! If you don't support Palestine or any country of West Asia If you are a transphobe, homophobe, fatphobe If you are a proshitter or anything else like that If you support shitty ppl GET OUT!! This account is NOT for you!

@popgoesthedude2 “You….rainbow colored British creature”

No one's quite looking at my post's that much sooo... Candy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

@thebnuyy “How dare you.”

I see everyone else doing tier-lists! I guess little ol' me should do one too~!

@HELPER12417 “ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅs”

Lots of folks have been doing this, so I tried myself!

“My son…..”

@randomguardgal “ʏᴇᴀʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴊ ɪs..”

“I probably should know from you, since you have Balloon Boy and all, haha!”

“ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ.”

@randomguardgal “Yeah!”

@RandoGuard @BBsAirAdventure “What a nice photo!”

“Me and my son in the backseat.”

@TheBoss_chumps “Can you give me extra pay so I can feed my son…..?”

Ey , so as it turns out , got flagged fer somethin’ about ‘potential spam’ after so many messages . BAH ! What ol’ rubbish . Anyways , m’ back . SO NO MORE SLACKIN’ OFF !

@WeirdGiraffe3 What does this mean bro

Fuck

“Something something uhhh gamble be like”

“ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇɴ”

@carlball335528 ((My daughters fukin dead bro 😭))

updated verison of who we dont have

@popgoesthedude2 “ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.”

@purpleman555 “…ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ”

What if I kill you?

@PsychicPalFred Buddy.

Alright…im gonna snooze… ciao!

Im…im a little scared