Rex Allen Umney

@TiffanyFong I don't...

holy shit i can’t believe 510K of you nerds follow me 🙏

@elonmusk @bluehost Having to re-start my computer because @x and @elonmusk thinks they have a right to corrupt my browser whenever I'm critical of them! It's high time to get WAY MORE SERIOUS about the shortcomings of @elonmusk and his companies! Grow up, punk!

@elonmusk @bluehost Welp, @bluehost honored their promised discount and got me fixed up quickly. So I guess we just wait for everything to come back on in the next few hours. Guess I'm sticking with Bluehost for another year. Thanks guys!

Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving

I have no idea what’s happening in America anymore because my timeline is completely Japanese. 🤙

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

🎶 Much like suffocating! 🎶 youtube.com/watch?v=gpyRI1…

Thanks @bluehost for the prompt and excellent customer service getting me patched up tonight.

@DearS_o_n Yeah but for that one minute or less of lust, I'm free! 🤣

For real.

Lol true 🤣

Motherfucker was listening to a cassette.

@MomAngtrades Lately it feels like many of the chain steak houses have turned into $100 McDonalds... recently had issues with @darden and the customer service there is worse than McDonalds! Nothing more upsetting than paying $100 for a "nicer" dinner and it's poor quality.

I don’t even know why I bother eating out these days. Every time I do I’m greatly disappointed.

@TiffanyFong I thought you were Chinese? 🧐

Here’s an old photo of me feeding wild deer in Nara, Japan 🇯🇵

Totally gonna win her back with my charm lately! 🥰

People who subscribe to Netflix deserve to pay more. 😏