Rick Perks

@AFCDunstable Can’t tell you how delighted I am with this post. From an ex-player of AFC Dunstable with a genuine love for the club, the recent match reports have been a tough read. If ever a club deserved to go out on a high, it’s AFC Dunstable. Well done to all involved 💙🤍

LAST EVER AFC GOAL And what a goal it was. Nem Bourne's bullet header was too hot to handle & he goes down in AFC history See the elation of the players, who have faced many tough times this season & rewarded with that deserved winning feeling 💙⚽️💙 Photo Credit James Smith

@realDonaldTrump I really don’t like you @realDonaldTrump (like REALLY), but I have to hand it to your team here, this is grade A trolling 👏🏻

@instagram this is getting ridiculous now. This hacked account is repeatedly posting false & misleading content & you’re doing nothing to help us recover this account

Hello @instagram. My Fiancée’s account has been hacked & the hacker has changed e-mail address & phone number. Your help page does not allow her to regain access. The hacker has started posting stories & posts. Please help ASAP

@stevebarker86 @instagram Yeah the “help” page & customer “support” is fucking terrible. I love that they talk about security measures but found nothing suspicious about the account being accessed from another continent & then immediately changing the e-mail address, password & telephone number!! 🧐🙃🤪

@RickyPerks @instagram Had this literally couple weeks ago, trying to sell oasis tickets. Took them about 3 days to close account after friends kept reporting it as hacked. I just started new account

I’m pleased someone captured this, George Michael epically improving the whole of Do They Know It’s Christmas? just by going up an octave. Incredible. “But say a prayer..” #BandAid

@ColinMurray just listening to latest ep of ETPF & on farmers in Formula 1, @elisjames come on mate …..”Farmula 1” 👍🏻👌🏻

@mrdanwalker I’m more baffled as to what hair product he uses? Or whether he has duck feathers instead of hair? #rishisuduck

Still slightly baffled as to why there was no canopy, no umbrella and they didn’t seem to consider doing it inside #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter

@___Burnsy___ & TNT not great with the replays but pretty sure defender headed it as well!!

Nah he's not offside there.

@TailendersPod I don’t think I need to tell you what I just said out loud whilst alone in my own kitchen!! @felixwhite @gregjames @jimmy9 @SharknadoSYFY #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

Another ABSOLUTE SHOCKER from VAR. It’s gone in off the blokes forearm #WOLCOV

I’m a big fan of yours @dannycare9 & cannot begin to tell you how chuffed I am that your 100th cap came in that game!! I was an Englishman watching the game in Bad Bobs in Temple Bar so thank you. Just thank you, thank you!! Congrats on an incredible achievement xx

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 15 years of bating Ryanair, Donald Trump & London Colney Football Club. Wow, time flies xx

@MadmusclesPlans How long does it take to put a pair of pants on?! 😂

💪 To get in shape isn’t as hard as it sounds!

@Moses14Remi @rickygervais @PETAUK Just to give you the heads up, your handle may detract from your credibility

@rickygervais BREAKING: Stephen Fry exposes the shocking connection between trophy hunting and the King's Guard's bearskin caps. Hunters bait bears with food before shooting them with crossbows – a form of hunting that's ILLEGAL in the UK. #MoDGoFurFree

Watched #undersiege after listening to a great @TheRewatchables today. Can’t believe the insanity of the final knife fight scene didn’t get more of a mention though @KyleBrandt & @BillSimmons 😂😂 he stopped himself getting stabbed by gripping the knife in his teeth. Amazing

@BridgwaterUtd This is one of the weirdest club statements I’ve ever read. This is what happens when you let Ian Davis give it the red pen treatment just before hitting send!! (Tell them about the £10k oh & tell them I really like football oh & tell them how much money I spend!)

𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. The club announces that Dave Pearse the club manager has departed from Bridgwater United. After 7 years as Player Manager/ Manager (2 yrs. covid break) the club has not achieved promotion. This season results so far have been good but not great. The 3 losses costing the club 9 points and over £10k in costs are not acceptable to our new owner Ian Davis. Ian is a very keen football supporter and wants the club to be promoted and has made this decision with a heavy heart but feels it’s very necessary that new blood is introduced to the club to give it the push it currently needs. Ian has invested a considerable amount to get the club clear of debt and has improved the grounds and the facilities and only wants what’s best for the club. It’s all about the club not any one person.

Two main points on the Robbie Williams doc: 1. Why couldn’t he put any trousers on? 2. “Rudebox” was, is & forever will be shit #robbiewilliams #netflix

What happens if I try & reverse into a parking space without undoing my seatbelt & turning the stereo down? I presume I would instantly crash or the car would explode, or both?!

@Morbidful One of the lesser-known verses of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”