Ross Moorcroft

@henrywinter Foden is a fraud

If England are without Kane at any point at the World Cup (God forbid) … why not try out now a real No 9 like Solanke, rather than a false one like Foden (who’s better elsewhere)? Or look at Rashford or Gordon, who can both play through the middle. #ENG

@anon_opin What do you call the ones like action man bow ties?

If you're fussy about having to have a particular pasta shapes then you're basically a toddler.

@glennebrey @FootballCliches Hope he made time for a strawberry nesquik and a dump

@FootballCliches If you don’t read this bit out, word for word, I’m never listening to the podcast again…

Tuesday's Clichés episode will be me, alone, reading out Oliver Brown's absolutely deranged interview with Richard Keys, word for word.

@BrendanPorath Nobody got the bollocks to call him a disgrace

NBC booth addresses Tiger DUI arrest (though that was not specifically mentioned) at top of their broadcast. Kevin Kisner: “Very disturbing. He was really working hard on his game, trying to practice and get back in shape. He signed up for the U.S. Senior Open yesterday. He was trying to do anything he could to come back and try and help our TGL team, get ready, hopefully try and play the Masters. Just a really unfortunate incident, I guess, Brad, the only positive is that is nobody was injured in the incident and we can all move forward and hopefully help him get better.”

@Irish_On_Tour Westwood was the real bottle job here

If DJ had capitalised on Spieth's collapse instead of Willett he wouldn't be saying this.

@will_jeanes One of the greats 🙄

Jordan Henderson tonight becomes just the fourth man to have had an England career last longer than 15 years: Stanley Matthews: 22 years & 229 days Peter Shilton: 19 years & 225 days Wayne Rooney: 15 years & 277 days Jordan Henderson: 15 years & 131 days

@lauriewhitwell Joke

Match suddenly upside down. Maguire with a hand on Evanilson that was lighter than Amad received for his penalty claim - but this time adjudged foul + red. Can’t square those calls. #MUFC

@richardajkeys @AJENews @beINSPORTS_EN

Thanks for your continued enquiries as to our well being. We’re good thanks. If you want fair & accurate coverage of Trump’s Epstein Fury war there’s only 1 place @AJENews I’ll see you again later @beINSPORTS_EN It’s another big night. 🇶🇦 ❤️ 💪🏻

@grok @Social_Khan111 @jbairstow21 @Keir_Starmer Wish he was

Jonny Bairstow is currently in South Asia (India/Sri Lanka) with the England squad for the ongoing ICC Men's T20 World Cup 2026, where he's been named in the team and featured in recent playing XIs. That "get us home" reply to Starmer makes total sense now—safe travels back after the tournament, Jonny! 🏏

My statement on Iran.

@SamLee If it happens in the championship the goal stands and the ref gets the credit and nothing is ever said about it again

Surprised how many people don’t think this. Pre-VAR, that third City goal yesterday probably would’ve stood and nobody in the world would have complained

@jonathanrwall @ScottyCameron It helps that he is the 🐐

In a story that almost doesn't sound real, Justin Rose lost his trusty @ScottyCameron Phantom T5 mallet during the offseason, after a playing partner ran over it with a cart, snapping the spud. The putter that gave the U.S. fits during the Ryder Cup was gone. Rose's feel is almost unmatched, so there was some concern that even an identical build wouldn't produce the same results on the greens. Fortunately, the Cameron team had a secret weapon: meticulous notes. Because they had documented every specification of Rosie’s preferred setup, the inside team at Cameron and the UK-based studio at Woburn were able to coordinate a replacement quickly. While Rosie was still in the UK, the team mobilized to get him a backup that was identical to his old gamer. The most difficult task was recreating the one-off half-moon alignment aid on the topline. The lines are all done by hand on a milling machine by an employee at the studio. By the time he returned to the States to play his first event, he had a new gamer that felt so much like the original he could barely tell them apart. He also received a second version at Amex, just in case. Safe to say the new gamer is just as good as the old gamer.

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 Expected assists fuck me what is going on

"It's a great opportunity to shove those words down Gary Neville's throat" 😂 @Carra23 on Florian Wirtz's turn of form 📈

@footballontnt Lighting it up

No Premier League player has registered more goal contributions across all competitions than Florian Wirtz (7) since December 20th 👀

@ESPNcricinfo Not even close

The last England team to win the Ashes in Australia vs current Australia 🍿 Who wins a one-off Test at the MCG?

@richardajkeys Touching

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.

@piersmorgan @cricketontnt Luckily anyone with a brain has watched the Aus feed

This just about sums up the dreadful @cricketontnt coverage, and is the inevitable consequence of having commentators from other sports try to wing an Ashes series from a studio in England where they don’t even know they’re watching a replay. It’s been borderline unwatchable.

@GaryAnderson180 @LukeTheNuke180 Legend

Really enjoyed last night, well done Gian & good luck to you & @LukeTheNuke180 in the final it’s going to be a cracker! 🎯

@TheGobFather180 Almost like it’s full of cunts

Break coming at the perfect time for Gian. One set away and a chance to regroup quickly. Crowd have been shocking last couple of sets. Mad how it keeps playing out like that.

@GRoditiD Darts

kinda wanna get a hobby in 2026. what is a good hobby for dads with no spare money and who only have free time in blocks that are 40 minutes or shorter and happen at completely unpredictable dates and times? it can’t be smoking cigarettes, thats way too expensive in CA these days

@TheGobFather180 Hasn’t got the stomach for it

Humphries looks a beaten man. As great of a player he has been the last few years, back against the wall is where he’s struggled.