The SQL Monkey

The hope that each of us has is not in who governs us, what laws we pass or what great things we do as a nation. Our hope is in the power of God working through the hearts of people. That’s where our hope is in this country and this life. ~ Chuck Colson

Hi everyone! I was informed this morning that I am no longer employed at Sonar. With that, I’m seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment below. #OpenToWork

@SQLGene 🤣

@joneslillycal Praying for her well being. Sorry to read this 😢

Prayers please 🙏. Daughter attempted suicide this morning. EMS took her.

@AndyLeonard Oh on. He was a good man of God!!

RIP James Dobson

@NicoleBeckwith Amazing. That’s great work. You should be proud!!

I’m now 25 pounds and two pant sizes down!! 15 pounds by August to get to goal number one, and 30 to goal number two!! I had to go shopping today to buy some new pants because mine are so big and falling off. I’m loving this!! #weightloss #healthy

@DesertDBA I’ll try it from home tonight.

I'm proud to announce that "Learn SQL in a Month of Lunches" is finally available in print! It's not yet on Amazon, but you can get the book now through Manning here: mng.bz/Pdg9. And using discount code PBiannucci between now and March 12 gets 50% off the price.

@DesertDBA This happens when you try and pay for it. I’m buying the printed copy.

@DesertDBA Nope. I just tried it from my computer and same error. I’ll try again later.

@DesertDBA I’m looking forward to that book. Maybe it’s because I’m clicking the link in Twitter?

@DesertDBA I’ll try ordering it again later.

@NicoleBeckwith Wow. Shows a lot of talent. Thanks for sharing!!

Painting before bed has become a new form of meditation for me. This was last nights quick art. #watercolor #reflection

@petersteele Those are the perfect glasses for painting miniatures!!

I'm sexy and I know it

@thehelpdeskgirl Reset my password. 🤣

What is your #1 most common ticket request? 🤔

@vxunderground This happens way more than you would think!!

Administrative update: Server falling apart, this may be a disaster tl;dr: we're idiots

@NicoleBeckwith Oh no! Feel better!!

Sick in bed and can’t leave so what am I doing? Writing a book in between naps. Keep me busy, send me memes, songs, photos, whatever. I’m bored and everything hurts.

@NicoleBeckwith Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well!!!

Happy Thanksgiving! If you run the calories don’t count right!?! I’m thankful for a lot of things this year, but my family, my friends, my team, my boss, and all of you top that list! The connections we make help us through the good and bad times. I hope you all have an amazing day with loved ones. 🦃🍽️🍁 #runningagain #okayiwalkedthisone #5K #forward

@PicturesFoIder Seeing that brings one thing to mind - some people are just plain losers. That’s a terrible thing to say!!

He had a keeper and he blew it…

@NicoleBeckwith Wait. That supermodel is cheating on me???? 🤣