Samantha Abernethy

@wjk1971 Ah yes, Vallas “eliminated waste from special education,” which has famously always been so overflowing with resources.

@culturecanceler chicago.suntimes.com/2019/7/26/8930…

I made an annex rosemont joke yesterday but legitimately, it's a good idea and I bet pritzker would be into it. it's a haven of corruption.

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@filming_chicago That’s right by Alice’s, and they were recently casting for karaoke patrons. Please include their karaoke DJ who plays along with the blow-up saxophone 🤞

Thanks—-anyone know what Sheldrake is?

Ok, sk where does Paul Vallas’s broom live?

The @SomebodyPod podcast details the murder of Courtney Copeland, who arrived wounded at a Chicago police station. What happened next is unclear, but Copeland died in handcuffs. Copeland’s mother’s work prompted an OIG report, and now, @chicagosmayor is blocking its release.

@nzettelplanning Statue of Liz Phair when?

@Austen1stDrafts Ok, which character is always going to be known as the girl who didn’t go to Paris? 🎶The rest is still unwritten…🎶

@SamAbernethy The Eltons:

Emma as a period piece, but the period is 2007. Emma is played by Paris Hilton, Harriet is Nicole Richie, and everyone else is the cast of The Hills.

I still miss Google Reader.

@rosamund Ryan Adams will be performing at the Chicago Theater next week. Louis CK performs there in January. Chris D’Elia performs there in February.

@Austen1stDrafts The potatoes.

Who is the hottest Jane Austen character? Show your work.

@Rea_Dedja97 Go see The Funny Thing About Death! Because I really really wish I could. At @GreensideVenue 20:50 all month long. Tixs&info: bit.ly/3PVgnvs #edfringe22 #EdinburghFringe

Off to Edinburgh Festival today for a few days☺️ Any recommendations???

SO THE BAND YOU HEAR IN THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY LETTERS TO CLEO BUT THE ACTRESSES WHO PLAY THE PUSSYCATS REALLY SELL IT. THE REVIEWS WERE LUKEWARM BECAUSE THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME IN A LOT OF WAYS. ALSO TARA REID GIVES HER BEST PERFORMANCE!

We call this “hose water”

Everyone at @edfringe needs to see The Funny Thing About Death @GreensideVenue! It’s got comedy AND drama. Someone really should think of a portmanteau for that. Don’t miss it!! Tix and info at TheFunnyThingAboutDeath.com #tweetthemedia #edfringe #EdFringe22

@Austen1stDrafts @NikkiPayne14 Boobs and Boobsability*

@NikkiPayne14 The rest of Austen's work: Boobs Abbey Boobs Park Boobs and Sensibility Lady Boobs Love and Boobs The Boobs The History of Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs

@rosamund @harmonopoly This is all true, but also, what monster ruins a fresh peach by burying it in a smoothie?

You know what? I’m team Caroline Bingley. Elizabeth’s petticoat is six inches deep in mud and she didn’t take off her shoes? Rude.