SenorButthole

Me and the gang pulling up for snack and juice time.

@PopBase Her vocals so high my sphincter started doing runs trying to keep up.

Ariana Grande performs ‘eternal sunshine’ on the eternal sunshine tour. (🎥: JPASC24)

I've always wanted to ride in a hot air balloon so I can know what its like to be a bird and poop on someone. But today I realized one dream I'll never fulfill: crop-dusting someone with hummingbird speed.

@ZubyMusic @kevinnbass "Especially given it's typically other black people getting killed by them." And they still don't care. Don't believe me? Look at Chicago. Mayor Johnson doesn't even want to arrest them. "But that's one man" Who voted for him?

@kevinnbass Right... what % of black people donated to that? What % supported the murder? If you think most black people support black murderers then you're not living in reality. Especially given it's typically other black people getting killed by them.

Certain ethnic minorities are imprisoned more often not because there is a bias against them, but because they commit more crime These groups should take more responsibility for the criminal behavior of their members and stop blaming "bias"; there is bias in FAVOR of them; they simply commit more crimes

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67-year-old Madonna performing at a pride event

@HollyGrayle We had a "shoe licker" in town, nice person. Licked to lick shoes. No one cared

Performing your fetishes in public should be illegal.

@DramaAlert New Age Sacrifice.

McJuggernuggets is getting backlash for posting to his YouTube amid the Down syndrome abortion drama. Many are criticizing him for not grieving properly.

@MarsGundamKai @mask_bastard

@SenorButthole @mask_bastard Oh no bruh, the NEW crack on the streets.

that Detroit deep dish is the superior pizza

@nypost One can dream

Largest scorpion ever grew to over three-feet long and had six-inch pinchers, according to nightmare-inducing study trib.al/Halmknl

@DiscussingFilm That spit scene got me like....

New clip from ‘SUPERGIRL’. In theaters on June 26.

'Extremely intelligent' bear escapes factory by opening a window after attacking four people in Japan The bear avoided traps, shrugged off a tranquilizer dart and escaped a factory by apparently unlatching a window. Authorities in Fukushima are still searching for it

@Howlingmutant0 @thirdmetax I don't need shoes to help me run, it just makes the run more enjoyable.

@thirdmetax Shoes aren’t a mind altering substance, if you smoke weed all day every day you are addicted to weed, just like if you drank all day every day you’d be addicted to alcohol, and no one would really argue that

Seth Rogen reveals he has smoked weed all day every day since he was 20 “I smoke weed all day every single day since I was 20 years old” “I equate it to shoes or glasses are shoes a crutch we use or are they a thing that we have culturally decided to make our lives easier and better that is exactly how weed is to me” “Could I not wear shoes probably could I not smoke weed probably would I just much rather smoke weed all day yes”

1993

@mymixtapez But when i throw batteries in the ocean its a problem.

Travis Scott Calls Out LeBron James for a Golf Matchup ⛳️

@punkeydoodles8 ALL of the bottom half?

MYTHICAL PARENTS: FAILED OR NOT?

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

What an awesome way to start the day. Small space, no ventilation, *SNIIIIF!* Truly an amazing day!

@Bricks_and_Figs @GuyMontag176133 By the time this is all done BAM will probably have to get a job doing that.

@GuyMontag176133 bricks and figs can suck my cock

Depression can't find you at bricks and minifigs! 😂 we fired it because we want to get away from our problems! 🥾✌️