Lady Stephanie Pressman

I don’t know why you’re here... the terrible jokes, the political reposts... the parenting successes or fails... you are my family member or a friend that feels obligated, or maybe my work as an actor or host has moved you in some way... but thanks for wanting to listen to me

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@ParisHilton Equal thoughts of it’s just walls & stuff you can rebuild —&— I’m devastated & heartbroken for you - as a mom who evacuated I understand what you felt leaving - but the people you took w/ you is worth so much more than anything left behind… new beginnings try to keep chin up

I’m standing here in what used to be our home, and the heartbreak is truly indescribable.💔🥺 When I first saw the news, I was in complete shock—I couldn’t process it. But now, standing here and seeing it with my own eyes, it feels like my heart has shattered into a million pieces.😢💔 This house wasn’t just a place to live— It was where we dreamed, laughed, and created the most beautiful memories as a family. It was where Phoenix’s little hands made art that I’ll cherish forever, where love and life filled every corner. To see it reduced to ashes… it’s devastating beyond words.💔 What breaks my heart even more is knowing that this isn’t just my story. So many people have lost everything. It’s not just walls and roofs—it’s the memories that made those houses homes. It’s the photos, the keepsakes, the irreplaceable pieces of our lives.😭 And yet, in this pain, I know I’m incredibly lucky. My loved ones, my babies, and my pets are safe.🥹 That’s the most important thing, and I’m holding onto that gratitude with everything I have. And beyond grateful to all the the fire fighters, first responders and volunteers risking their lives to fight these fires.🥺🙏 To everyone who has sent love, prayers, and kindness—you’ve reminded me that even in the ashes, there is still beauty in this world.🥹 Thank you from the deepest part of my heart. ❤️ And to everyone going through this pain, please know you’re not alone. We’re in this together. We will rebuild, we will heal, and we will rise stronger than before. Let this be a reminder to hold your loved ones close. Cherish the moments. Life can change in an instant, and it’s the love we share that truly matters. I’m sending all my love to everyone who is hurting right now.🥺🙏

10 things I’m really into right now: 1) sleep 2) personal space 3) comfy clothes 4) feeling good about myself 5) routine 6) laughing but not laughing so hard I accidentally pee 7) houses not being on fire 8) lord of the rings / the hobbit 9) my family 10) safety

We need a scripted film or tv show about Stan Lee’s (@TheRealStanLee) life starring @marcmaron - get on it @MarvelStudios / @Marvel /@DisneyPlus

Lost my brother 6 months ago and his birthday is tomorrow- if you’ve lost someone who was gone too young - you must know how i’m feeling - Knew this week would be rough but I’m not sure watching live concerts of all “our” fave artists is the soul feeding i thought it might be

Buffy, Blossom, Punky, Alf

Dude, @Target - why on earth would you send a toy without putting it inside a box? Ruining my son’s birthday surprise! Thought you could do no wrong- was so wrong… you seriously send small things in humongous boxes but you shipped a toy with no box or warning of no box 🤦🏻‍♀️😭🫣

Big earthquake woke only me & Julian….

A 3.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 9.94mi S of Malibu Beach, CA. Details: eqbot.com/6fe Map: eqbot.com/6fN

WHY MY BED SHAKING WTFFFFFFFF

BREAKING: An earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 4.2 was recorded at 2:00 a.m. Pacific, 16km south of Malibu Beach, California, according to the @USGS #earthquake earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ev…

A 3.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 9.94mi S of Malibu Beach, CA. Details: eqbot.com/6fe Map: eqbot.com/6fN

#BREAKING Did you feel it? An #earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 4.2 struck around 2 a.m. near #Malibu. The #quake was widely felt throughout the L.A. area.

Earthquake Twitter stand up

"Oh hey, 2 AM earthquake, Twitter's gonna be fun, wait why is it STILL GOING-"

A 4.2 magnitude earthquake occurred 9.94mi S of Malibu Beach, CA. Details: eqbot.com/6fW Map: eqbot.com/6fk

Wow. That was big. #earthquake

A 4.2 magnitude earthquake occurred 9.94mi S of Malibu Beach, CA. Details: eqbot.com/6fW Map: eqbot.com/6fk

The news was pushing the whole bomb cyclone story hard…..So trying to have that relaxing rain sleep is troublesome when anxiety over blackouts and floods is high…

I really have a problem of accidentally throwing my phone every-time a mosquito lands on me (2x today i threw it on concrete to try to slap a b*tch) on the plus side - @Casetify makes a terrific and very protective phone case….