Stitch's Master

@SmilerLUFC So kids are obese but their parents aren't feeding them so we need to have tax payer funded breakfast. Makes sense to me 🤪

Why are people angry at this? Decent cooked food should be provided at school. What am I missing?

@KhalidAlNumi Art, stocks, wine, camera gear

They give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds either. What you buying?

@narindertweets That's not the report, it's a news article

Attached report for the dumbos independent.co.uk/news/health/ma…

Black and south Asian women more likely to die in child birth & brown and black babies more likely to be still born in Britain 2026. How is this even a thing?

@Mr_Chris_Lynn @iAmJoshHunt Somewhere in Europe, they have their own problems but at least the weather is better! If things went really south, Asia somewhere.

@StitchsMaster @iAmJoshHunt Where would you head off to?

Genuine question for anyone over 50… If your house dropped 20% in value, your state pension was means-tested, the triple lock was scrapped, and your private pension pot didn’t keep pace with inflation, what’s your plan? Because at least two of those things are coming. Probably three. And nobody is talking about it.

@WinstonH8s1984 @SLaforest2025 @ABridgen This is the Owl Nebula that I shot, it's 60 x 10 second exposures stacked

It’s a remarkable coincidence that the Earth was exactly the same orientation to the moon with exactly the same cloud coverage when these two pictures were taken 68 years apart. Am I now a coincidence theorist ?

@Keir_Starmer Are you resigning at last?

Watch my press conference live. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@4ri4n85 @KonstantinKisin 1st April, dude

@KonstantinKisin please tell me this is not a joke!!!

Delighted to announce I have accepted a position as lead speechwriter and PR advisor to the greatest Prime Minister in British history, Sir Keir Starmer. Together, we will continue to rebuild our country's military and ensure Britain's energy security in a turbulent world.

@JohnDoesDont @Telegraph Don't worry, he'll U-turn in a couple of weeks and meet all their demands and increase the number of places as an apology.

@Telegraph Why is it Keir Starmer grows a set of balls against his own Doctors but not against the rest of the world? He pays france £650 million to france for NOT stopping illegal migration to the UK, can't protect uk assets abroad, and is so indecisive on all other matters! #sackhim

🔴 In a direct threat to junior doctors, Sir Keir Starmer said he would withdraw an offer to provide at least 4,000 new speciality training posts if they went ahead with planned strikes next week telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@ChristyD94 @joron54 @Underc0verChris Have you read your own post, that's education support such as school buses, not education

@joron54 @Underc0verChris local.gov.uk/sites/default/…

Just pulled this item of hate mail from the letterbox. I dont think theres anything that fills me with more revulsion and rage than this fucking bill. This is an obscene amount of money to be extorting for almost nothing in return.

@PaulEmbery Couldn't say, the pub in my village closed a couple of years ago, it always seemed busy when I was there.

When I was growing up, pubs would often be rammed until closing time (not so much during the week, but certainly at weekends). The bell for “last orders” would usually spark a rush to the bar. These days, even the most popular pubs seem to start emptying out around 8.00-9.00pm, including on Fridays and Saturdays. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon? Is there a reason for it?

@Heccles94 The absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

Will Reform UK apologise to the Muslim families they accused of Family Voting?

@DrewPavlou It's a garden shed and Australia is mostly empty!

This house just sold for 1.7 million dollars in Brisbane. If you bought the house with a 20% deposit, the monthly mortgage would be $8000.

@pepsi Red wine + Steak

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@_Investinq It's hardly new, Spain did this in 2011 - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemasolar…

The energy war just changed. America burns coal at night to keep the lights on while China built something different and most people have no idea it exists. In the middle of the Gobi Desert, there is a 263-meter tower surrounded by 12,000 mirrors in a perfect circle, spread across nearly 8 square kilometers of barren land. It looks like something out of a science fiction film. They are focused on a single point at the top of that tower, raising temperatures above 800 degrees Fahrenheit. That heat gets pumped into tanks filled with a special liquid salt mixture. They are using Molten salt, the same stuff ancient civilizations used to preserve food is now storing the sun's energy at 565 degrees Celsius. When the sun goes down, the plant keeps generating electricity. The molten salt stays hot for hours after sunset and drives a steam turbine on demand. This is a 100-megawatt power station that runs 24 hours a day on sunlight alone. It produces over 390 million kilowatt-hours of power every single year. Every coal plant on earth has one critical weakness, it needs fuel to burn. This plant needs nothing but the sun and a tank full of heated salt that refuses to cool down. The implications are enormous. The oldest argument against solar energy has always been: "What happens at night?" China just answered that question with 12,000 mirrors and a tower visible from space.

@Timcast Well all I can say is Richardson needs some bike lessons. The lack of control he has of that bike is staggering.

Alan Ritchson did nothing wrong

@James_Merion @SydneyLWatson

@SydneyLWatson Most Muslims are brown people from 'istan' or Arabic countries, so he kind of has a point.

Ah, we have entered the "Islam is ACTUALLY a race" level of immigrant retardation.

@AGoodRowe @SydneyLWatson Jews are a race of people, some of whom follow Judaism, some who don't. The citizens of Israel are Israeli regardless of race or faith.

@SydneyLWatson Been that way for awhile. But, to be fair, Jewish people believe Jewish is a race, religion, and nationality. So... make of that what you will.

@RupertLowe10 TBF it's mostly Police tape around my way, the recovery vehicle doesn't tidy it up and neither do the police, it just gets left there

Drive down almost any country road and you see the same thing. Litter lining the roads. Plastic caught in hedges. Fast food packaging scattered across the grass. Crisp packets fluttering in the wind. Rusting energy drink cans just laying about. What message are we sending to children as they watch the rubbish pile up? It’s disgusting. Nobody talks about it. We’ve just accepted it as normal. It infuriates me. There was a time in this country when this level of disrespect would have been unthinkable. People took pride in where they lived. There was a clear expectation that public spaces would be kept clean and orderly, and that those who did otherwise would face consequences. This was not that long ago. The decline has rapidly accelerated. Britain is increasingly resembling a third world country, and I do not like it. Immigration from said cultures has evidently played a large part. I’ll get abused for saying it, but it’s true. We all know it. Once we start accepting visible decline in the small things, it rarely stops there. It hasn’t stopped there. It will get worse and worse and worse. The filth will pile up. Britain should not look like this. It is not unreasonable to expect clean streets, clear roadsides, and public spaces that people can take pride in. Is that too much to ask for? I think not. A Restore Britain Government would not tolerate it. Proper enforcement of littering and fly-tipping laws. Visible consequences for those who degrade our countryside. Deportation for foreign fly-tippers. Investment in keeping streets, roads, and public areas clean. Compulsory litter picking for non-violent offenders and healthy benefit claimants who consistently refuse work. Most importantly? A cultural shift. Britain does not have to be a dumping ground. It doesn’t have to be like this. We will not accept it. We will change it. We will set an example to our children and grandchildren. There is now a political party that will clean up our country. Restore Britain.