Stephanie Purcell

I remember when a middle part was called a butt cut. #agingmillennial #comedy #joke

The most soul crushing thing my mother told me is that I should no longer keep referring to myself as a « young adult » I’m just an « adult » now. #imold #aging #comedy #youngadult

I just added cheese-its and champagne to the grocery list. It’s this kind of forward planning that is going to make 2024 my best year yet. #HappyNewYear #jokes #comedywriting #cheeseits #champagne

I’m finishing the year eating all the snacks, in the same pjs 3 days in a row. When I asked my husband for the trail mix & then ate only the nuts, he asked if he could pick the crumbs off my shirt for me. This is love. #truelove #funny #loveinyour40s

Anyone else use their glove box as a fudge box on road trips? #roadTrip #gasstationfudge #snackqueen #jokes #justforfun

Me: I keep gaining weight My Trainer: You’re probably gaining muscle, it weighs more. Me: My cheeks must be getting really strong #jokes #comedy #fitness #fatface

Special Christmas episode OUT NOW with special guest SANTA CLAUS 🎙️😂 Every episode available on #spotify & #applepodcasts

My latest humor article out now! Yankee Candle Releases New Limited-Edition Scents to Commemorate My Last 6 Tinder Dates robotbutt.com/2023/12/05/yan… #comedy #humor #candles @thisisrobotbutt

My latest humor column is out now on The Greenhouse. Find out what creatives are really grateful for this holiday season! greenhouseproductions.com/10-things-crea… #comedy #satire #humor #thankful #creatives

Such a fun script to write! #comedy #sketch @AustinComedySFF

Three more sketches selected! #comedy #sketches

Adding Austin Comedy FF to the list of Officially Selected comedy sketch screenplays I've written. #sketch #comedy

MY FIRST EMMY

Five sketches of mine have been selected by All the Laughs Comedy Awards! So honored for their consideration! atlcomedyawards.com #comedy #sketch

Remembering my early twenties when I would go to school, then work, then go dancing until the wee hours. The next morning I’d get up and go to the gym like nothing happened. That’s when I should’ve had kids. Not in my late thirties when I thought I was financially stable.

Rodeo bull jumps area fence and charges through VIP section. VIP now stands for: Violently Injured Person #monologuejokes #jokes #comedy

Uber Eats driver sparks debate over ‘tip-baiting’ It’s one of the worst things about being an Uber Eats driver next to your car always smelling like day old French fries, constantly waiting in to-go lines & realizing you are probably never going to make it as an actor. #jokes

How OCD Taught Me to French Braid and Fit In medium.com/the-haven/how-… #publishedworks @havencomedy

Had an absolute blast this past weekend @atlfringe. Our sketch show Comedy Errors was so much fun to produce and perform! Thank you to the cast for your amazing work! #sketchcomedy #jokes #Laugh

Restaurant customer sparks major debate with video of their controversial tipping method-an amazon gift card. Next they’ll be tipping with a Starbuck’s gift card at Starbucks. #monologuejoke #jokes #comedy