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Thank you to @thisisrobotbutt for publishing this very silly piece I wrote. Sometimes anxiety is best channeled in jokes. robotbutt.com/2025/05/26/gra…

Nearly a whole ’nother year of the necropants lifestyle has gone by, and boy, do I still love the magic money-making scrotum as much as ever. robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… #wyrdwednesday @thisisrobotbutt

Should have gotten that Cameo when you've had the choice. Old piece on @thisisrobotbutt with @emilykapp_ Why Doesn't Anybody Want a Cameo From Me, O.J. Simpson? robotbutt.com/2020/09/16/why…

In 2023 I became something of a minor celebrity at Reykjavik’s world-renowned Phallological Museum & now I’m looking forward to another new year with the necropants: robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… @thisisrobotbutt

Have fun holiday experiences with your family with this humorous article I wrote! robotbutt.com/2022/12/24/hoo…

You Could Actually Be Reading One of Those Books You Got for Christmas Instead of This Article robotbutt.com/2023/12/26/you…

Here's some exciting NFL streaming news that I made up! robotbutt.com/2023/12/10/fol…

I CAN’T WITH THE MIDDLE EAST. I’M BUSY FIGHTING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS robotbutt.com/2023/12/12/i-c… #IsraelPalestineWar #Christmas #Christians #WarOnChristmas

Wrote this thing and you’re allowed to read it.

IMF Human Resources Department Dreading Paperwork for Ethan Hunt's 14th Disavowal robotbutt.com/2018/07/23/imf…

If Jack Frost even thinks about nipping at my girl's nose he's going to nipping at the dang sidewalk.

'Frasier' Most Popular Baby Name for 30th Straight Year robotbutt.com/2023/12/12/fra…

Willy Wonka Selects Newest Child Vessel robotbutt.com/2017/12/01/wil…

We're Hollywood and We Regret to Inform You Timothée Chalamet Will Be Performing Every Single Role in Every Movie for the Rest of Your Lifetime robotbutt.com/2023/12/11/wer…

Amazon Predator Drones Offering Free Two-Day Head Start robotbutt.com/2018/05/22/ama…

Thanks @thisisrobotbutt! “So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention” #google_vignette" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">robotbutt.com/2023/12/08/so-…