lucifer

@DeepDishEnjoyer the strait is still closed and 5 days is just in time for weekend market close lol

"productive conversations" are things we had before the war too - this can still re-escalate. s&p rocket shipped up so bought puts there for now

woke up to my position up a couple hundred k and like 90 seconds later down a million and a half lol after panicking a bit and closing too early, i can see that this is not a ceasefire and just a promise to not bomb the electrical grid

@DeepDishEnjoyer right up with the one they gave to kissinger

okay but just imagine how funny this would have all been if the nobel prize committee capitulated last year and have given him the peace prize lol

@DeepDishEnjoyer he also said they have planned ground components. make it make sense

trump: "hey bibi can you pls tell the world the war is ending soon" bibi: "lol we already told everyone we are planning contingencies for a year" trump: "trust me just do it they're fuckiung retarded i need my stocks up NOW" bibi: "sir yes sir" ES: -.09%

@quantian1 @DeepDishEnjoyer no that's a different one, literally named usoil.

@DeepDishEnjoyer Is this the shitty crypto market that settles to USO even though it has CL in the name because they can’t be assed to handle roll in the code?

hyperliquid

how did he know

@uff_meri_adaa mba mein single 😱😱

all this and I'd still be tweeting in a corner

@DeepDishEnjoyer most crypto friendly admin

lmao

@uff_meri_adaa not without him showing up, youtu.be/t7G4GnlUbxU

@yukti_x thankfully agricultural income is tax free in india

@TechMorningstar i was on an unholy level like 5000

i was addicted to playing old facebook farmville as a kid/teen and then they took it off facebook

@stupidslut09 there's also a "2 ghanta majdoori extra krlunga but baal voh dyson se hi sukhaegi" version fwiw

instagram filled with "2 ghanta majdoori extra krlungi but gta vi vo ps5 pr khlega" - maybe ask the guy first, maybe he prefers pc gaming.

@missiissiippi couldn't be. no vicodin in sight.

dr. house???

@stupidslut09 hehe lol, yeah i was in the boat. have removed followers before but unable to do so now.

@stupidslut09 It was possible to do it before but they removed that feature a while ago.

@mindmybird also reselling for decent amount on ebay

@stupidslut09 don't forget the one who got away so easily

@rajvishah30 masters; remote job with relocation or digital nomad visa; big tech with international transfers (very unlikely for the next few years).

What should an sde do to pivot after 3-4 years of work experience, especially if they want to shift countries?