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Duck Forsey

@TreeShrugger

100% parody. Relax you’re soaking in it. Absurdity Observer. Common tator. Likes/follows/retweets? Meaningless. Too many bots. No blue check? Blocked!

Midwest, United States Inscrit le Ağustos 2021
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Muhammad Mujtaba
Muhammad Mujtaba@M_Mujtaba1·
@MarioNawfal Trump lied his ass off to get the oil prices down and make his rich friends richer through insider trading
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
If you're confused about what happened in Hormuz, I've got you: Yesterday morning, Iran's FM Araghchi announced the Strait was "completely open" to all commercial vessels. Trump thanked Iran for reopening it minutes later. Then said Iran and the U.S. were working together to clear mines from the strait. Then claimed Iran agreed to never close the strait again and to suspend its nuclear program indefinitely. By evening, Iran's parliament speaker said Trump had made 7 claims in one hour. All 7 were false. The strait is now closed again and vessels are being struck. What really happened behind the scenes? That’s between God and the people involved 🤷 Source: @KobeissiLetter
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇻🇪🇺🇸 María Corina Machado gave her Nobel Prize to Trump and she'd do it again. "There is a leader in the world who has put the lives of his country's citizens at risk for the freedom of Venezuela, and that is Trump." The Venezuelan opposition has watched every other world leader look away.

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Lee (Greater)
Lee (Greater)@shortmagsmle·
Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad” Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe”
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Liberal Tear Creator™
Liberal Tear Creator™@LibTearCreator1·
🅱️ BREAKING: Iranian man risks his life sending a message to President Trump. The least we can do it help him share it! God bless him and his family.
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Duck Forsey
Duck Forsey@TreeShrugger·
@C_3C_3 . I see your Megan Rapinoe and raise you that dumbass congresswoman
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C3@C_3C_3·
🚨BREAKING🚨 Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe are reportedly getting a divorce.
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Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi@SpeakerPelosi·
Met with the @NPCA this week to discuss maintaining our national parks, preserving their history and investing the resources needed to sustain these treasured spaces. Our parks are a vital part of America’s story—and we must ensure they're protected for generations to come.
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Dr. Eli David
Dr. Eli David@DrEliDavid·
Macron, Starmer, and Meloni opening the Strait of Hormuz 👇
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Candace Owens
Candace Owens@RealCandaceO·
The public should continue to be outraged over this recent lie from Turning Point USA. To recap, Erika Kirk flew into Athens, Georgia from Palm Beach on Tuesday after a weekend bridal shower at Mar A Lago. She flew in aboard a massive, apartment-sized jet owned by Vegas billionaires. She landed into a terminal which had been secured, since Monday, by our nation’s secret service. There was both a military and police presence waiting at that terminal to escort the VP who was due to land about an hour and 30 minutes after her. After learning of the crowd size, Erika decided she no longer wanted to do the event. Rather than simply cancelling, she instructed her PR team to make up a demented lie about imminent threats against her travel safety. Again, she was ALREADY IN GEORGIA sitting upon a federally cleared pathway. Her PR agent and the Vice President then shamelessly lectured the audience about these invisible threats, suggesting they were the public’s fault for having criticized her. UTTERLY INDEFENSIBLE AND PSYCHOPATHIC.
Diligent Denizen 🇺🇸@DiligentDenizen

‼️🇺🇸: US SECRET SECRET SAYS "NO CREDIBLE THREAT TO ERIKA KIRK" FOR CANCELED JD VANCE APPEARANCE 👀 Secret Service denies threat - after Andrew Kolvet said backlash from critics caused threats against Erika Kirk and prevented her from showing up to an event with VP JD Vance. Could it be she didn't go because she's genuinely despised by the base? The venue was free - and EMPTY 🤔

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etherspin@etherspin·
@Francis58492038 @TreeShrugger @Mazelit_ You are part of the demographic who'd believe North Korean propaganda if it was aimed at you. Ask yourself why a "terrorist" army would have the Iron Dome and not just deploy nuclear or chemical weapons instead of a defensive option
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Mazelit Airaksinen 🎗
“I have no more earth to cling to” 🎗️ Yosef Wiener, a Holocaust survivor who lost his grandson Yahav, his granddaughter Hadar, and her husband Itay on October 7th, has passed away. Before his passing, he wrote these inconceivable words: "My name is Yosef Wiener, and I am 97 years old. I was saved from the fire of the Nazi beasts; my entire family was annihilated in that terrible inferno. I was severed from my deep roots, and I erected a monument of basalt stones in their memory. Out of total exhaustion, out of despair, while drowning, I clung to the earth and planted myself in Zion. I married Aviva, and together we raised two magnificent children, Ofer and Nurit. From Ofer and Michal, four grandchildren were born to us in Kfar Aza. From Nurit and Miki, six grandchildren were born to us in Kfar Aza. I had reached the stage of a family tree firmly planted in the soil of the homeland, bearing fruit. But suddenly, from within the fences of evil, October 7th, 2023, arrived. The terrifying sights of fire and dust, the slaughter and horrific murder of innocents reached me once again. My grandson, dearer to me than all, Yahav (of blessed memory), was murdered while protecting his wife, Shaye-Lee, and his one-month-old daughter, Shaya. My granddaughter, dearer to me than all, Hadar (of blessed memory), and her husband Itay (of blessed memory), were murdered while protecting their ten-month-old twins, Roee and Guy. Once again, I am at the end of my strength, in despair, drowning. And I have no more earth to cling to." 💔
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Governor Gavin Newsom
Governor Gavin Newsom@CAgovernor·
As Donald Trump makes life more expensive for Americans across the country — at the pump, in their home, at the grocery store, and virtually everywhere — California is fighting back.
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Duck Forsey
Duck Forsey@TreeShrugger·
@WhipKClark . Send the illegals home and cut out the fraud and we’ll all be rich
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KanekoaTheGreat
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat·
🔥NEW: Clarence Thomas — full remarks on progressivism, its foundations, history, and impact from his appearance at University of Texas at Austin: “Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and Mao were all intertwined with the rise of progressivism, and all were opposed to the natural rights on which our Declaration is based.” "Many progressives expressed admiration for each of them shortly before their governments killed tens of millions of people." "It comes as no surprise that the progressives embraced eugenics... It was only a small step for Wilson to resegregate the federal workforce." "It was only another step for the government to launch sterilization programs on those deemed by the experts of the day to be unfit to reproduce." “European thinkers have long criticized America for remaining trapped in a Lockean world, with its weakened, decentralized government and strong individual rights. They say our 18th-century Declaration has prevented us from progressing to higher forms of government." "But we were fortunate not to trade our Lockean bonds for the supposedly enlightened world of Hegel, Marx, and their followers. Fascism, which after all was national socialism, triggered wars in Europe and Asia that killed tens of millions." "The socialism of the Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China proceeded to kill tens of millions more of their own people. This is what happens when natural rights give way to higher-good notions of history or progress, or, as Thomas Sowell has written, the visions of the anointed." "None of this, of course, was an improvement on the principles of the Declaration. Tocqueville's Democracy in America is largely about how America owed its superiority over Europe to its conscious decision to reject central planning and administrative rule, root and branch." "Progressivism, in other words, is retrogressive.”
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Uzi
Uzi@UziCryptoo·
A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000 She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account” For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening $53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.
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Ian Carroll
Ian Carroll@IanCarrollShow·
Israel is our enemy. Iran is just a middle eastern nation that Israel wants to destroy. Israel ran the Epstein blackmail operation that still controls our government. Israel runs the vast lobbying networks exemplified by AIPAC that buy off our government. Israel is passing speech laws in our country that infringe our first amendment rights. Israel is the one dragging us into endless middle eastern wars my entire lifetime that have skyrocketed our national debt. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Israel is our enemy. They are everyone’s enemy. And it stems from their religious belief that they are Gods chosen people and therefore have a right to rule over everyone by any means necessary.
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Rutger Bregman
Rutger Bregman@rcbregman·
1/ Less than 24 hours before broadcast, the BBC called me and said: we're editing a line out of your lecture. The line? That Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
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Duck Forsey
Duck Forsey@TreeShrugger·
@GovTimWalz . Hey, it used to be free at the Learing Center. Now you’re gonna make them pay? What kind of corruption is this?
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Governor Tim Walz
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz·
I’m headed down to Rochester to highlight my plan to lower the cost of child care by up to $6,000 per family.
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Headquarters
Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Trump official defends climate change causing melting ice caps: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”
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