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On January 25, 1966, Lockheed test pilot Bill Weaver survived the disintegration of his SR-71 Blackbird while traveling at Mach 3.18 at an altitude of 78,800 feet. The accident occurred during a high-speed test flight when a right engine inlet unstart caused the aircraft to break apart under extreme aerodynamic stress. Weaver was physically thrown from the cockpit and lost consciousness instantly: however, his full-pressure suit functioned as an emergency escape capsule, providing oxygen and maintaining pressure to prevent his blood from boiling in the thin atmosphere. He eventually regained consciousness during his parachute descent and landed safely on a ranch near the New Mexico border, making his survival one of the most remarkable events in the history of aviation.

@FrankLuntz Another nut job.

Strange how Kash Patel and Todd Blanche can look at seashells on a beach and decided to dig further but see emails with grown men discussing raping kids and decided that there's nothing there.

@BradWCAttorney @RobertFreundLaw I never sight case law in writing.

@RobertFreundLaw Man I love these updates so much

Another lawyer in trouble for misusing AI: This lawyer filed 2 briefs that cited 7 fake cases. The court ordered her to explain "the role of any individual or computer system that was involved in the drafting process." Instead of explaining, she offered "only airy generalities and conclusory statements." "The most basic questions — most obviously: what was the source of the fabricated citations? — are never answered." The lawyer said she followed "a structured and diligent process designed to ensure accuracy" and that she typically "manually cross-check[s] case names, docket numbers, and reporter citations." Court says that process clearly was not followed here, or she "would have instantly known that each citation was fake or inaccurate." The closest she gets to an explanation is stating that she "utilizes Lexis Nexis[']s ... AI-driven features," and the fake cases "may very well have been generated by the Lexis Nexis software ...." Court rules that she acted in bad faith by citing fake cases and by not accepting responsibility for the conduct. Sanctions: -$2,500 -Must send client a copy of the order -Must alert each judge in every pending case to the existence of the order and serve it on opposing counsel

I’m going to tell you a personal story about the Maga cult study we conducted that started about 11 years ago. There was this really funny phenomenon to begin with when we would ask people if they believed or trusted experts and every once in awhile, we would get someone mechanically inclined but dumber than a box of rocks when it came to actual subject matter outside that vertical. And they would say things like “if they are so smart how come I’ve met doctors and scientists who can’t swap out an assembly?“ They thought these people were supposed to be “all knowing.”😂

@billybinion You don’t need to attend brunch either.

Truly one of the worst parts of ~the culture~ today is the weirdly pervasive belief that dogs are the equivalent of babies. They aren't. They're dogs. You can love your dog, yes, but he does not need to come to brunch. He's going to be OK.

@ConnorEatsPants @MrsErikaKirk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MrsErikaKirk my wife’s son was radicalized by Jimmy Kimmel

“While we may have big problems with illegal immigration in this country. I have to tell you, we have an even bigger problem when it comes to the systemic indoctrination and radicalization of our own citizens.”

Dear Microsoft, How can I authenticate my authenticator app if it has to be reinstalled and I can't access my Outlook app to authenticate it because it has to be authenticated on my authenticator app that I can't authenticate?

@3YearLetterman Where’s the 1/6 insurrectionists when they’re actually needed???

I am throwing up, crying, and shaking with rage

@3YearLetterman I normally don’t read words but this was good info.

I had a very ugly encounter with a young man - likely a socialist - at the grocery store this evening for trying to charge me for plastic bags I was buying two handles of Fireball for this week. The cashier rang me up and before I paid he asked me if I wanted bags. I said yes, and he told me there would be a ten cent bag charge “The hell there will be, junior,” I said, “Take that off the bill of sale right now.” “I can’t do that sir. But I can do is sell you one of our canvas bags. They are reusable and only cost a dollar.” “If I wanted to carry my liquor around in a burlap sack like a Depression-era vagrant, I’d move to California,” I replied. “Sir I really don’t know what you want. If you don’t want to pay for the bags just carry them out.” “I think I’ll do just that,” I said. I then snatched my debit card from him before he could charge it, picked up the two handles of Fireball, and strode out of there without paying I received a standing ovation

@DougJBalloon Exactly.

The left’s almost jocular response to last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner stood in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi.

@heywildrich @Thefactsdude These are foreigners nitwit.

@Thefactsdude Foreigners driving trucks through crowds of people get less punishment than these guys will end up with.

NEW: Two 18-year-old Ocala teens arrested after riding lawnmower through Target store while filming social media stunt On Saturday, at the Target store in Ocala, Florida, 18-year-old Janek Szkaradek drove a riding lawnmower inside the store, damaging a door, while 18-year-old Luke Charske recorded the stunt for social media. Both teens were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Charske was charged as a principal to the disorderly conduct. Szkaradek faces additional charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct for a separate incident the night before, where he entered a nearby Culver’s restaurant and used a leaf blower inside the business. “These actions endangered people and caused property damage,” Ocala PD stated, “They are crimes, not harmless videos.”

@Thefactsdude Deport.

@jerrodtuck Nonsense.

My grandmother lived through the Woodward F5 Tornado that killed 100's of people. They had just moved into their new house that day, and it was leveled. The only thing she carried forward from that was the realization of how worthless the Red Cross is. Till her dying day, she would turn red if you asked about the Red Cross. The people of Oklahoma don't rely on the government or NGO's. They rely on each other.

Still amazes me how many restaurant owners don’t realize that acoustics can make or break your spot. I don’t care how great your food is, if I can’t hear the other person at my table, I’m not coming back. Experience. Business tips.

1983 'Price Is Right' Prize: — Toyota Off-Road Truck ($12,190)

Showing my wife our record high portfolio balance to reinforce why the past 12 years of living below our means to aggressively invest into the stock market was worth it (she responds "oh nice" and goes back about her day).

@BrettFavre 1st Round Fraud.

2nd Round Pick 🤷‍♂️

@TonyDungy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In a moment only God could orchestrate Lauren is sitting next to the Governor of Hawaii Josh Green. She was his 6th grade teacher in Sewickley PA 45 years ago. Crazy 😁

@TheBrianinPGH @BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Brian hasn’t been to Dahlonega.

@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Have you actually ever seen a squirrel?

Guess which one of these squirrels aced Cousin Brad LLC’s “How to Fake a Workers Comp Injury” class