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“Do you like olives?”
“Uhh yeah?”
“Well I just sacked the City of Troy. How do you like THEM olives?”
⚡ Marshall ⚡@MarshallsFolly
@SlumRNA_Dog How do you like them olives?
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, and I'm infected with a parasite that the CDC stopped monitoring. But at least now there will be ball-tanning stations on America's military bases.
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@jarvis_best The director's cut opened with every sailor in Odysseus's crew giving their pronouns.
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If Odysseus had spent less time on forever wars in Troy and more time on issues affecting white working-class citizens of Ithaca, then maybe Penelope's suitors wouldn't have tried to kill him.
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If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home.
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The follow up question, from a former president of the White House Correspondents Association:
“Yeah.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Tuberville: "We probably have four or five senators that didn't legally win. They shouldn't be up here."
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Most media outlets are now owned by right-wing billionaires with ties to the Trump administration and Trump is threatening the remaining outlets with indictments and license cancellations. Here’s why an Oberlin kid asking for a trigger warning is the biggest threat we face.
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@DougJBalloon @jessesingal @SohrabAhmari well there you go. we all have our questionable blog origins, if we're olde (emphasis on Old English "e") enough.
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I don’t get this account.
The NYT op-Ed page doesn’t publish anything like this.
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon
The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators. by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump
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@PeteHegseth The Flyover
Ingredients
1½ oz bourbon
¼ oz honey syrup (or about a teaspoon of honey)
1 dash Angostura bitters
Orange juice to top
Instructions
Stir the bourbon, honey, and bitters.
Add ice.
Top with orange juice and give it a gentle stir.
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I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
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@DougJBalloon “Votemaxxing” — The case for a Clavicular presidency.
by Olivia Reingold
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@DougJBalloon Shouldn’t this have read: “I’m a Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. This is why I left the Democrat Party”?
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Woke pro-Palestinian radical Rahm Emanuel's message of anti-Israel hate falls flat.
by The Free Press Editorial Board
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I'm sorry that Lindsey Graham died. But I'm glad that I collected on my Polymarket bet that a Senator would die on July 11.
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Every political journalist has a favorite Lindsey Graham story. Here's mine....(1/23)
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My kids have measles, I lost my job, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite that RFK Je. directed the CDC to stop monitoring. But at least now my county courthouse is flying the Confederate flag again.
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Martha-Ann Alito has lowered her Stop the Steal flag to half-staff to honor the late Lindsey Graham.
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@EsotericCD @jessesingal @SohrabAhmari I haven’t written there for years so I can’t take any credit for this but… it’s actually still pretty popular
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@jessesingal @SohrabAhmari It starts long ago, on a forgotten blog...
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@TeachAllAmerica I have said in various interviews the most of what I write doesn’t satirize the Times, I just didn’t feel like changing the name. But this one is actually something the Times would do.
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@DougJBalloon He is also far too self-serious to realize that the Times actually does publish things that hilariously align with the satire you post. That he doesn’t get it is actually a good indication of where the Times is right now.
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You’re not the target audience for this, Jesse. You’re not a cynical liberal living in flyover country.
And I know I’m not your target audience either. I’m not an incel living in my parents’ basement.
Jesse Singal@jessesingal
@SohrabAhmari I'm weirdly fascinated by the trajectory of this account. It's something weirder and less satirical than satire because it doesn't have any connection to the Times' actual output.
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