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@SupaCouchPotato You'd imagine it's because of the ball being kicked out of the ground at the smaller venues

Kelly Underwoods commentary has actually been ok today. Didn't know that each AFL game has 6 sherrins to use but at gather round in ADE they use 8.

@ibeastIess Season 2/3 were bad enough to make me drop it after an Amazing s1 I can't imagine how bad s7 would be

This show is legit worse than season 7 of the Flash, and if you've seen that season, you'll know just how dogshit that was.

@Rafa69572604 @LJFriarETH @BackupHangman Watch him do it again 😅

@LJFriarETH @BackupHangman Yes, so he still decided to do that fuckin Coast to Coast headbutt on Cody. For the love of the game

This man is gonna do something Kota Ibushi-level dumb in this match

@Mr_Ben_O @rhettrospective They use it for deliberate behinds as a 9m guide

@rhettrospective Why do we have a goal square now anyway? Apart from advertising.

Can we revert to players having to kick out from inside the goalsquare please.

@SulloReport Imagine he'd go on 12 months gardening leave or whatever they call it before he goes to McLaren Also let's be honest what are the chances Max is still there next year also Less than 50% I reckon unless something changes with regs

Even if the contract doesn’t start until 2028, there’s no way Red Bull can let GP see out the rest of this season AND all of next. It’s just not worth the risk

@Leo_Puglisi6 Living in Albury, never underestimate how many old people who are full of hate live here Wouldn't shock me if one nation won Hopefully independent wins though

Wrote in Crikey about the possibility of an IND vs ONP contest in Farrer ⬇️

@EmlynBreese Good player but end of first round pick They're acting like he was plucked at the end of the 5th round with that headline

he's not even the biggest draft steal on freo's list today

@Haniscinema @Meeks301 @heavycannon1886 @Variety There's a heap of gay, fat and misogynistic jokes throughout the seasons Not saying they aren't funny but probably wouldn't get allowed today

@Meeks301 @heavycannon1886 @Variety Such as?

"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow says new sitcoms are “too afraid” to make jokes that make audiences “uncomfortable”: "But I’m not drawn to new sitcoms that are multi-camera in front of an audience because I’m not buying it. I don’t know if that’s just because I’ve seen too many single-camera sitcoms—I think we need to get back to being able to tell jokes. I feel like we’ve been too afraid to make jokes that might make people uncomfortable.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@stone1_matthew Brisbane away last year?

This might very well be Melbourne’s best win since the 2021 flag. None immediately spring to mind. #AFLDeesSuns

@cry0genicslim3 Sam's Town but has to be the live abbey road version

mr brightside should not be the defining killers hit and it should be somebody told me instead

@TerribleMaps Very zapp brannigan esque

Artemis II launches today so I've mapped out the detailed flight path for those interested NASA won’t show you this level of detail

@Dionn021 @iDeveloprr @Ib_ra_himm They literally kidnapped young children and taught them the language then released them back to the original tribe/city so that they could communicate for them That's at least what the British did when they colonised Australia

@iDeveloprr @Ib_ra_himm It wasn’t a joke but your theory makes sense.

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

@SC___Scout Mcrae said he'll start back and see how the game goes just before to ch7

👀 Jeremy Howe has pretty much confirmed he’s lining up down back tonight. Kept referring to the forwards as “them” and even said “if I’m playing forward, you know we’re in trouble.” 🚩 Worth noting for Houston owners or anyone thinking of bringing him in. That’s Moore and Howe added to the backline since Houston last played and Howe was the kick out king for the Pies last year. That or he’s a great lair 😉 #AFL #SuperCoach

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

@UselessStatsAFL 6-10 range Some very good players but also some lower end of the list players

Yesterday we published the "Done a Hammy in 2026 All Stars". Apart from the fact they are all injured, how would this team go in a normal AFL game? Was there anyone we missed?

Oi’m just a true blue everyday fair dinkum real farmer do not make me take off the hat there is nothing weird or incriminating underneath my very very large and suspicious hat

@SupaCouchPotato Makes thing interesting though A little bit of chaos spices up any fantasy comp

Imagine if Parish gets dropped, Freo vs tigers game is cancelled, and we lose all those players, plus Sharp and Lindsay not named. Would be absolute carnage on top of all the injuries. Some might struggle to get 18 on field. I'd use 2 boosts this week if I could...

@depthsofwiki There's also a 90 mile Beach in Australia as well

i'm starting a collection of things like this

@bozwhite @Chris57421662 Tbf cricket is becoming an Olympic sport

@Chris57421662 Said similar on fb post on the issue by media. Given aussie rules or league not Olympic sports. Cricket similar vein yet getting a venue. If true multipart sport where are the retractable seating for soccer

2032 is currently leaving Brisbane with a legacy for the non-Olympic sports of Aussie Rules and Cricket. However Brisbane needs an Olympic Legacy for the World's game. ⚽ Is the most spectated and ticketed sport at the Summer Olympics. Build Perry Park. abc.net.au/news/2026-03-2…

@fromthe_topdeck How dare they pay people with their allocated salary cap funds

“There is genuine anger … because of what the St Kilda football club have done to inflate the market.” This league is so unserious.