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Boudlo
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Boudlo
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He/Him. Jack Osborne impersonator / logic mage / geodesic dome engineer. All makes and models serviced. @[email protected]
Bailiwick of Guernsey Inscrit le Mayıs 2016
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@lawstudent1985 @73Gsy Spoken by someone who has been the punching bag and taken punishment for shit I didn't do from idiot teachers.
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@lawstudent1985 @73Gsy Yeah it definitely never leads to the class falsely accusing that months class punching bag. Never saw that happen at beaucamp no siree. Shitty management technique borrowed from boot camps and prisons to demoralise.
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The A-Team help form a militant farm workers union. Most based episode in the history of television.
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Bristol mayor Marvin Rees: “Bristol has a clear transport hierarchy which prioritises pedestrians and then cyclists.”
Bristol:
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@AlmostSenseless "Without wanting to sound negative"
I wanted to be so much more negative
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I've used a few of these in Court.
Same translation.
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish
Email translations: “I was under the impression” Translation: I’m furious “As per my email” Translation: I’m furious “With respect” Translation: I’m furious “Whilst I appreciate” Translation: I’m furious “As I’m sure you’re aware” Translation: I’m furious
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Mick Lynch after answering a question from GB News asks “is there anyone from a normal outlet?”
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🎤 Victoria Derbyshire "We asked the government to join us tonight. No one was available."
🗣️ @RMTunion Mick Lynch "Well, I wonder why?"
The dead hand of the Tory Government is stopping a resolution from being found to the National Rail Dispute; it's time they were called out.
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“The Daily Mail supported Adolf Hitler.”
RMT’s Mick Lynch responds to a Daily Mail journalist who described him as “the Grinch of Christmas”
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@fakehistoryhunt A reign so short and of such insignifance that they barely managed to get him on a coin? Sounds like they found the Liz Truss of Rome.
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Somewhere a Roman emperor's ghost is SO annoyed.
bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
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@hyperflip @Devon_OnEarth If you need a patsy I'm willing to play the dumb tourist who you trick into lighting it on fire.
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@Devon_OnEarth billions of people giving their energy so we can obliterate gävlebocken with a spirit bomb
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@Devon_OnEarth We just hired someone from Gävle and she was suprised and slightly trepidacious about the depth and specificity of my Gävle Goat knowledge.
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@RossLeBrun Ross you really should have been a sculptor or special effects artist or something. You have a really good sense of proportion and form.
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Slimer costume build day 1
Head needs to be extended up as boys eyes hidden behind top jaw but he was in bed so couldn’t use him as a model
Hopefully today extend the head up & set some more features for expanding foam to build on, like the buttocks 😁
#Ghostbusters #Slimer
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@AlmostSenseless That hateful sack of shit is high off his face on meth and bigotry.
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I have no words.
Actually, I have lots of words, but none of them are nice.
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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Elon Musk, grinning, incredibly clever:
when "Cut the Tall Trees" and "Smash Cockroaches" are trending, then arborist and exterminator ad buys are surging! meanwhile hate speech is down, haters are gone, and fun is hitting epic levels
[promoted ad for machetes follows]
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Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley just told Radio 4 around 100 officers in the force are on restricted duties 'because frankly we don’t trust them to talk to members of the public'. Adds: 'It’s completely mad that I have to employ people like that as police officers'
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