Brandon

@barllymarma I mean maybe he’s the branch manager making sure his building was clean?

He claimed he works in a bank, but when I showed up at his branch, he was busy mopping the floor. 😔

@inkedupjayy …and then when those worthless people disappear they try to come back like they never left UH NO.

Y'all be pushing away the realest ones for the worthless ones.

@Callunc First of all the door should be unlocked…think you are having me knock…pshhh

That one friend who just texts you “here” instead of knocking

@ItsKingSlime I’ve been in this situation at a bar, bartender asked me “what happened to the blonde girl? 🧐

Waiter accidentally EXPOSED boyfriend for bringing other girls to the restaurant, but then CLUTCHED UP and saved him before his girlfriend crashed out 🤣🔥👀

@MarieIsabellaB BRING THIS BACK. 😂

I don’t think this would fly today🤣

@HumansNoContext I am I stood in line for the original iPhone old…

You may be old, but are you this old? 🤔

@Hoopss Add some hot sauce…and pour a glass of wine 🍷

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?

@Whotfismick Nah 00:02, the number has to be even

Me stopping the microwave at exactly 0:01 so it doesn't beep

@Hoopss Yes, always have and will always be a PlayStation bro…

Were you old enough to see one of these in real life?

@omgsidewalks Saying something you know they don’t like so they distance themselves…idk I’m just not a *block* type of person 🤷🏼‍♂️

Pretending to be boring so they can leave you alone >>>>>

@Vesper_2005 Yea…I had someone ghost me for a while for no reason out of the blue…but whrn i deleted my Facebook and Instagram they texted me “what happened to your social media?” Like wow…

Dating now is wild people will ghost you but still watch every post and story

@tufdave I would be dead…😂

Imagine playing dead and the killer yell out “tickle everybody motherfuckin feet”😭😭

@YallQunt This was a legit theme song that everyone was singing at the time, don’t lie…

YALL WASNT THERE FORREAL!!!

@playmatejaylene Uhhh well depending on why you were or are drinking…because I can easily say quitting almost anything will make me realize how pointless it is…

quit alcohol for long enough and you realize how pointless it actually is

@KeruboSk Because a lot of people want to seem fake busy…too cool for school…and so on…but the second you don’t respond to THEM they have a problem…entitled and emotionally and socially unstable

Apparently there are people who leave messages on “read” and reply the next day like nothing happened. I genuinely want to understand this. Where do you get the confidence??

@kofiwest_gh One of my biggest pet peeves is having to “look up” to watch tv… no thank you…I’ll keep my stand at eye level

you do not have to mount your TV. It’s soo OK to have a TV stand in 2026

@KeruboSk Yea, I understand the whole outdoors, disconnecting from technical aspect of it…but there are too many weirdo’s out there to allow my child unsupervised overnight

My son’s school is doing a class camping trip for 24 hours this spring… They said no parent chaperones and no cell phones. Hard pass for my boy

@Thebiglade Definitely, when my nephew was around 2ish he started to ask “but why” to just about everything, so I’d explain it to him and dude is wise beyond his years now and I’d like to say I had influence 😉

Do you think children deserve apologies and explanations??

@XekiHlongwane I honestly would like Land Rover to make a sedan…I want to see what direction they’d go with it

2026 Range Rover Sedan - The Most Unexpected Luxury Car 🚙

@0xWara @ihxrtlxy Well being that Apple owns Beats…I’d rather get those…BUT it just depends on how much you’re willing to spend

@ihxrtlxy Absolute waste of money, you can get same quality for half the price with beats and bose

Ok maybe there are some regrets