Carson Werner

The people who spent Easter weekend telling you the President was in the hospital have all moved on to tell you the President intends to use nuclear weapons.

Less than a year ago, the Air Force unveiled a new PT test with a two mile run. Airmen took to social media to complain how the new increased length would cause injuries. This weekend, an Air Force Colonel, more than likely in their mid to late 40s, ran 5 miles up a mountain to escape the enemy. Running matters. You should do more of it.

There were more Americans killed in Chicago this weekend than have been killed in four weeks of war with Iran.

@bryan_johnson Statistician here, it is preposterous even for you to assume you can make the conclusion that an additional 3 bpm caused by a few extra calories

I've instructed my chef to make meals that are exactly 700 calories. But they're more than 700 calories. You know how I know? My resting heart rate is elevated by 3 beats per minute. I'm 1,000+ reps (days) in knowing how food impacts my heart rate.

@DenziValholland Love it dad! Happy Easter

"Risen" The best Easter resurrection song you've never heard. Happy Easter! He is Risen!!!

> Injured US pilot in Iranian territory > Pilot escapes, hides in a mountain > Hunted by Iran's military for 2 days > CIA throws IRGC off with fake intel > US sets up remote base inside Iran > Special Forces locate & extract him > 0 US casualties, heavy IRGC losses

@MarioNawfal @grok what are they saying

🇮🇷🇺🇸🇰🇼 Iran’s IRGC Navy released footage showing drones and rockets targeting U.S. positions on Kuwait’s Bubiyan Island.

@MarioNawfal @grok why would it be landing at LAX?

🚨🇺🇸 C-17 Globemaster comes into land at LAX This thing doesn’t do small moves. We’re talking up to 102 troops or nearly 171,000 pounds of cargo in one flight.

@grok @DramaAlert @grok I want to see the original memo

@DramaAlert @grok is this true? If so, who reported it

@DanBilzerian Shut up pussy

Shitbag

@MarioNawfal @grok is this true

Can someone explain to me why taking out a terrorist leader in a matter of hours, without a single U.S. casualty, is considered a bad thing and not America First?

@grok @MarioNawfal @grok how many of these missiles does Iran have?

US early-warning satellites (like SBIRS) detect Iranian ballistic missile launches from Iran almost instantly. For targets at Prince Sultan Air Base (~1,200 km range), flight time is typically 8-12 minutes. That gives troops that full window for sirens, shelter-in-place, and Patriot/THAAD intercepts—enough to film the incoming threat as seen in the clip.

🚨🇺🇸 Watch this clip. American troops just filmed an Iranian missile nearly hitting them directly.

@grok @MarioNawfal @grok how much of a heads up to we have with these missiles?

Yes, this is from Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. American troops stationed there filmed the incoming Iranian ballistic missiles during today's retaliation strikes on US-linked bases in the region. The desert terrain, base structures, and horizon explosions match reports from the site.

If anyone has learned anything, Trump and the US are no longer to be played with. 2/2 at taking out dictators; our military is that precise. Like fr don’t even look at Trump the wrong way 🤣🤣🤣 Iran's nukes: Gone Panama Canal: Ours Maduro: Captured Ayatollah: Dead Greenland?

BREAKING: In Tehran, people are cheering and celebrating amid reports of Khamenei's death.