Clementine Cakes

@SoVeryBritish Accidentally said the word c*nt to my new boss on my first day. That's when he knew I was a keeper.

What’s your best/funniest/weirdest “first day in a new job” story?

@eye_polly Downloaded on the strength of your review.

@MissBrownYork83 Whites. I had to ask my mother in law a similar question recently and that was her answer.

Doing a wash… whites or coloureds??? #Clueless 🤷🏼‍♀️😬

Wordle 219 3/6 This one has taken me all day. ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@Mrssubs Aha welcome.

I was curious now I might be hooked. #Wordle218 #firsttimer 218 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@MissBrownYork83 Oh that bus 😂. I'm so glad those days are behind me.

Around this time 20 years ago, I was downing shots in the centre of town, ready to catch the ‘venga bus’ to a popular local nightclub. Tonight I’m watching Michael Ball and Alfie Boe perform a Les Mis medley, balling my eyes out! #Bridget 😂🍷👍🏼

@phoebzs_ @Nigella_Lawson Strangely I haven't.

@Mrssubs @Miss_bolger @TraceyE_ So do I! My kids hardly ever got to express their artistic talents at school as the tasks were too closed for them.

@Miss_bolger Love this @TraceyE_

@CraigStoddart_ @richardosman Please see my tweet.

@richardosman This pic was taken last year, but it could be from any year at any household in the country.

Ok, here's a photo of the very last of our Christmas chocolates. The absolute runts of the litter. Please take photos of your remaining Christmas chocs so we can all see our least favourites #LastChristmasChocs

@richardosman There's a very clear loser in this house

@lauralexx I recently discovered Thunderpants and they are amazing. Cover your bum, really fun to wear, and definitely in the good pants category. I now only wear those or Modibodis, but still have a massive stash of not good pants. (Age 38).

Why when I go to pack do I never have any of my good pants clean? And why at the age of 35 with an ok income do I still have pants that don’t fall in my good pants category?!

@poornabell I signed up for a marathon on Jan 5th 2014, never having been a runner. Since then I've run 26 of them.

@glutenfreeginge I'm so confused that pink and white wafer bars are GF and yet none of the wafer manufacturers have got on board with translating that into their chocolate wafer biscuits.

Petition for tunnocks to do a GF caramel bar biscuit in 2022 🙏🏻

@paddyraffcomedy Bringing back memories of the time my child managed to bring a complete dog turd into the car on the top of his shoe because it was wrapped up in a dead leaf.

Going for a dander in autumn means it’s time for a game of that annual classic ‘Dog Shit or Dead Leaf?’

@MissBrownYork83 We've got to celebrate these small pleasures in life.

Two beautiful things that unexpectedly made me smile today ☺️💐🌅. #Tuesday

@MissBrownYork83 @pdLouiseP @Miss_D_Teaches @LZSow @Mr_Martinez75 @angeladunn6 @EMrevans @_MrsMac_ @mrsdpriscience @MrsGoliger @PrimaryPeMrJ @MissDks2 ❤️❤️❤️

The most heartfelt #ThankYou to the following people on #WorldKindnessDay - your kindness has been very much appreciated recently ☺️💕. @pdLouiseP @Miss_D_Teaches @LZSow @Mr_Martinez75 @angeladunn6 @EMrevans @_MrsMac_ @mrsdpriscience @MrsGoliger @PrimaryPeMrJ @MissDks2 @clemcakes

@abbygov Birthday and Christmas cards. There is absolutely no fucking point. If you really like them give them a gift or take them for a drink. Send a WhatsApp or an eCard. Don't waste money and paper on cards.

what’s a socially expected formality that you hate and think is unnecessary? For me it’s thank you cards. You came to my party and gave me a gift, our experiential transaction should end there. Why are you giving me homework.

@Brink_Thinker I had one until I was 27. She became a great-great-grandmother to my son before she died.

Did anyone know a great-grandparent as a child?

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@MsJLo1 @annacorbett1 @elizabday I love berimbo. 'I can't start that book yet, I'm still in berimbo after Magpie'.

@annacorbett1 @elizabday I hear you and have been there post MAGPIE too🪶 If there isn’t a word to encompass this feeling then perhaps a mix of bereft and limbo will do for now? Berimbo? Limeft? 🤔 Happy to go with either…