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@EvanoMemba No money here. Hakuna mwanamke anapenda beer. They chose beers because they can’t afford the wines and rums

For a very long time bro you have been asking hao wamama na cooperate single girls wanapatikana wapi. Today I have an answer for you!! This ones they frequent Capital Noir Lounge .. Dress neat. Smell well. You'll win one to take care of you forever

@HELBpage I still don’t understand why you charge 44k as a commission for being paid back on top of the interests you impose. Theft in education sector!

Greetings. The image shows that you have fully updated your profile and are now to apply for the loan and/or scholarship. ^KK

NYOTA funding helped me grow from working as a coffin broker to owning my own coffin business - Sharon Chebet, NYOTA beneficiary

@TouchlineX Who does he owe what amount?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Christian Eriksen is preparing to return to football despite doctors warning that another serious heart incident is "only a matter of time." The Danish midfielder will begin an individual rehabilitation programme in Denmark after collapsing for a second time last month. His ICD successfully restored his heart rhythm during the incident. Despite medical concerns, Eriksen is determined to continue his career. — @DailyMail

@FrankEra_ @FabrizioRomano @lauriewhitwell You are always the idiott

@FabrizioRomano @lauriewhitwell WE ARE MOVINGGGGG

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go! Deal done and signature to follow on Friday. Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

@itsdream_b @cheruiyotkb Are you a fuckn bot. I followed this nigga thinking he’s real tf

The real power is not in knowing these rules. Most people already know them. The difference is building a lifestyle that makes them possible: controlling expenses, avoiding lifestyle inflation, increasing income, and investing consistently. Financial freedom is mostly boring decisions repeated for years.

1. track your spending: know where every shilling goes. 2. save 20% of your income: make savings a habit, not an afterthought. 3. build a 3-6 month emergency fund: protect yourself from life’s surprises. 4. invest early: the sooner you start, the more your money grows. 5. limit debt to 30% of your income: manage debt, don’t let it manage you.

@moneyacademyKE Anadhani akiappoint a Luo, he’ll lose something. Jinga type

Treasury CS John Mbadi has appointed six members to the National Infrastructure Fund Board for a three-year term, effective July 8, 2026: • James Mworia Mwirigi (Centum CEO) • Fahima Ali Ahmed Zein • Christopher Kibui Maranga • Latoya Ouna • Lawrence Kibet • Mohammed Abdirahman Hassan

@cheruiyotkb Unrelated: How do you balance Sacco investments? That’s share capital and ordinary shares? Is it important to prioritize any?

The NSE is full of opportunity. But not every stock is an opportunity. ~Illiquid stocks: Stocks like Limuru Tea and AMAC trade thin volumes most days. You can buy in. But can you sell? If nobody is buying, you're stuck. ~ No earnings: A company with no profits, no revenue growth and no dividend, eg. Homeboyz Entertainment, has nothing to offer you. A low share price doesn't mean it's cheap. It might just be worthless. ~Stocks up > 500% with poor fundamentals: Some stocks, eg. Eveready, have surged purely on hype and thin volume. When sentiment shifts, they fall just as fast — and there's nobody to catch them. ~Stocks you don't understand: If you can't explain what the company does, eg. Kurwitu Ventures, how it makes money and why it will grow — don't buy it. Confusion is not a strategy. Be selective. Be patient. Protect your capital first.

Yesterday I was looking for a house and this landlady in the process kicked a very small cat so hard it stayed down a few seconds unconscious. She hates cats and I hate her beautiful house.

@ntvkenya @Karanja_Ibrah @KathrynOmwandho So both police and protesters want us to go to town? Seems they agree on one thing.

Police: We're Very Ready For Tuesday The country is facing two competing messages ahead of Saba Saba Day. Nairobi police say it will be business as usual, the CBD will remain open. Rights groups say Kenyans should not stay home. #NTVTonight @Karanja_Ibrah @KathrynOmwandho

Just like Neymar, Ronaldo’s time is up. You think you’re adding value, but that massive, unmatched aura is only weighing the squad down now. #SSFootball

@KhalifKairo Best saleman. Now I know what I can’t afford

3.8mill for this Q7 0703334662

Kairo was massively disrespected on this tl. Bro explain to me what I’m getting at that price point.

Cabo Verde were never an underdog if you really watch regular football

@citizentvkenya So how would you know whether the witness or the defendant is telling the truth if their faces are covered. Isn’t facial expression one of the elements Judges look at in determining witnesses’ credibility? And if found guilty, how would you tell they’re remorseful? BS

All 8 Utumishi girls arrested over the fire tragedy that killed 16 students deny murder charges

@drsportsmedia 😭😂😂

@WilliamsRuto He knows how to rage bait y’all😂😂😂hii kitu ni mbaya

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@BafanaBafana Xenophobic psses of shhtt eliminated by a country that accepts everyone

And that is how it ends in Los Angeles, Canada winning 1-0 to signal the end of the road for Bafana Bafana in the 2026 FIFA World Cup #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride #FIFAWorldCup

@pallnandi Yes

I hope the rest of Africa is happy now that South Africa has been knocked out of the World Cup. Was this really what you wanted?