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I've said it before and I'll say it again. WW3 started when Russia invaded Ukraine.

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Used car salesmen hearing you say you voted for Trump 3x

This is why 90's kids have a low accident record:

BREAKING: Dated brent oil has hit an all time high of $144.42

@dconnel @ZephLeath @the_jefferymead @BriannaWu x.com/i/status/20412…

1. Gas Prices are not at a record high. Right now, average gas prices run around $4.12/gallon. Record high was in June 2022 at $5.02/gallon 2. Current unemployment rate is 4.4% (Feb 2026). All time record high was in 1933 during the great depression. Current peak is 14.8% during Covid (April 2020). Other highs include the financial crises of around 10% in 2008=2009. Long term average is 5.7% (since 1948) We are even below the average unemployment rate. 3. The largest grocery rise occurred under Biden. Grocery prices have stabilized over the last year. Still up from before 2020, but the inflation of groceries has slowed dramatically over the last year. 4. While job growth is below average, it is nowhere near record low. Outside of the pandemic and the great depression, the worst job growth in modern history were in early 1980 and in 2001 when monthly job LOSSES ranged from -200,000 to -600,000. 5. Yes, we are at war in Iran. This is subjective, but it's my opinion that this action was long overdue as Iran was a huge destabilizing threat to the world. I understand that others may have a different opinion on this.

I don’t know what’s more depressing. How Elon has cheated and amplifies the right, or that anti-American freaks like Mehdi Hasan are supposed to represent the left.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

All I feel is gratitude for this experience.

THIS is my barbenheimer

MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"

@AndreDuBoi79836 @bigger_bread @BecketAdams @luinalaska Sorry, I don't accept stupid insults from bootlickers.

@cloudosaur @bigger_bread @BecketAdams @luinalaska Awww, you are such a loser.

I’m detecting a real — what is it? — sense of disappointment this morning that the U.S. search and rescue mission succeeded. Sorry for your loss.

Submission from anonymous

Getting in the habit of fueling up first thing Monday when prices fall on Trump lies. Gas prices go up up up during the week, then settle down mon. First mon settled into $2.50, went up to 2.89, & this morning it was 2.79. I predict next Monday it's 2.99. then 3+ following weeks.

@bigger_bread @BecketAdams @luinalaska I don't trust a government that's known for lying. If they want to be trustworthy, they should stop lying. 💁‍♀️

@cloudosaur @BecketAdams @luinalaska Must suck to live your life.

@NapoleonBonabot What is the airman's name?

You can tell who is and who isn’t spiritually American by how they react to America trading 2 C-130s to rescue a single American airman

@CaribbeanRythms @luinalaska Comparing what's going on right now to Vietnam eh? Interesting.

Americans were dropping Hueys off carriers in Vietnam so they could fit in more people to be rescued. They’ll be fine big dog.

@shortmagsmle What's the one guy's name?

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

@BecketAdams @luinalaska What is the rescued pilot's name, rank, or hometown? I bet we never find out because I don't think this was actually a rescue of anyone.

You don’t get it. We will lose a dozen aircraft to save one pilot. We will blackbag your dictator in the dead of night. We will even beat you at your national sport, just for fun. The sooner you stop trying to understand the U.S. from a euro mindset, the sooner we can speak seriously.

this!

The only problem I have with eBooks is that after I’ve finished reading them, I can’t put them on my trophy shelf like a serial killer.