Let me get logged in and have my first coffee before I turn myself in to myself.
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Lu for Alaska
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Lu for Alaska
@luinalaska
J’s wife, mom of many, grandma of three, Alaskan island life, highly blessed and favored, Christ appreciator
Alaska, USA Katılım Ekim 2021
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I’ll turn myself in to myself today. I swear. I’ll write a report about it and file it asap. I own my own excavator and my own remote property in Alaska. So I guess the real question is….. who is going to stop me?
I’m kidding of course I want a rough cut box.
cheryls_place@Kananequin86159
@luinalaska That’s illegal in America. You have to be in a box unless you get buried in your backyard you have to be in a box.
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This horse has better media presence than, like, 80% of my political clients
Sara Gordon@SaraChristineG
#KyDerby winner Golden Tempo had plenty to say this morning upon his return to Keeneland! 🗣️ Welcome home ❤️ @KentuckyDerby
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God winks at those with eyes to see.
Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles
Richard Dawkins's getting intellectually catfished by a robot is delightful beyond words.
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Yes, Nancy. That’s how life works. Aging is a privilege that was denied my mother.
Nancy Jones@NancyJo1961
@luinalaska And you’re not immune to aging.
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Boomer meltdowns ongoing in chat. I love my dad and he loves me. These folks *definitely* have no contact families. Only explanation.
WorkerB 222@brianwork8
@luinalaska You think your dad’s crazy, wait till you learn he’s leaving all his legal belongings to anyone but you! Cause that’s exactly what I’d do after watching this video! You narcissistic psychopath! You really are an insufferable person who most find hard to deal with, I promise you!
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>there isn’t a single good argument against eating with your hands
the humble Diarrheal Diseases Death Rate Map:
sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦@lilbabygandhi
There hasn’t been a single good argument against eating with your hands other than “it looks weird” or “it’s the wrong type of food to eat with your hands”
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I have never done anything as shameful as the Charlie Kirk prom trend—and I was a heroin addict.
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@lizzyscardinal I’m from the spit of land between chapel hill and Durham
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I have had to go toe to toe with the final boss of boomers and unfortunately for me everyone involved it is my own father.
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*gingerly lays down on your timeline with a big heaving sigh*
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They’re all getting one shot by friendly AI chat and turning each other in for thought crimes. Godless yet predictable behaviors.
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Users on Bluesky Social a predominantly left-leaning platform are expressing fear as reports of widespread doxxing are increasing raising serious concerns among its user base.
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What’s it with boomers calling strangers “dear” like ma’am go find a family member who enjoys this condescending energy we don’t know each other
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I have more money than my father you can relax ma’am. I pay more of his bills than he’s paying mine! Boomer comments galore.
TxCountryGirl@ASPIRE4GRACE
@luinalaska You, my dear, would absolutely be left completely out of my Will.
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@KazFlanagan My 12 year old daughter’s acrylic collection I’ll have you know
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Very few things make an online boomer more enraged and vicious than reminding them they’re not immortal beings.
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My dad is such a king he raised three kids without these kinds of mental issues. See above. Go you, pops. I’m so proud.
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We are witnessing astonishing levels of mental illness today.
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@MMsince2015 Me, the wayward prostitute who happens to be a rather boring Catholic grandma…
Sir this is a Wendy’s relax
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@luinalaska Good heavens.
Is it severe painful constipation that makes these people so unpleasant?
(Loud patronizing home health aide voice) "Sir? When was your last bowel movement? Other than the bouts of verbal diarrhea..."
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