coderojo

This is what I call building a legacy 🏎️ I would not be mad if our daughter never played a single sport, because I would love to get her into racing. I let her try one time, and now she’s asking play every single day she gets home. Tears in my eyes fam.

@pantless_papple @OhItsTeddy

@coderojo @OhItsTeddy Call me old fashioned but I want my kids to take away my driving privileges, as god intended.

How does a self driving car decide which parking spot is the best one? Or do they just grab the first one they see?

@jb2forty Esploded

Premature ejac. You suppose save this one for real tournament not waste am for friendly

@KyleAMadson Ay man, wouldn’t be the first brainless take I’ve seen about USMNT

@coderojo That’s the joke.

As someone who’s not a soccer guy but will absolutely be becoming a soccer guy next week, I believe the USMNT should just run this play on all corners in the World Cup.

@hifumikamiya Right in between the lines!!

Ahhh yes my driveway

@HardCzech Sounds like your momma loves you!! 🫠

I sincerely hope everyone who thinks like this gets a retard as their first born

@BeatinTheBookie Yes - technique isn’t quite there

When you watch USA soccer I think the first thing you notice is that their passing is so shitty looking compared to most national teams.

@JohnRenwick19 @UTDCJ_ People are saying that it will only be one die it it being a friendly, which I understand but didn’t know about. Hopefully he’s there for le goat to help him win his final prize.

@coderojo @UTDCJ_ Its an automatic one, and as it could be under violent conditions he could get more games added. He will definitely miss the last warm up game at least through suspension

is he gonna miss portugal's first 2 games at the world cup now?

@MibshaD Nope. I am adopted, having been conceived by a 15 year old and given up for adoption. I know I, but I suspect as well, my wife, my kids, my grankids and my business partners and employees are really glad I wasn't aborted 60 years ago.

@MibshaD Because there are people that are good families, can prove it, yet can’t have babies though?

Hot Take: having a baby knowing you’re going to put them up for adoption is far more unethical than having an abortion

@Froste Yeah dumb as hellllll

what the hell is a "hydration break" in soccer??

@USMNT_Republic Blud it’s not that deep

Wearing our queer numbers on the back for this game; we deserve to lose.

@herculezg Pretty calm I can’t lie. He impressed me today.

Ronaldinho with the ridiculous move to cook a German defender. Excuse me. Upon further review it was *checks notes*.. Sebastian Berhalter. #USMNT

@UtdBart Come home mijo. 😭

I’m gonna need everyone to hear me the fuck out.

@TslaGroupie Thanks sis. This year could’ve been really special but I’ve made a lot of positive changes this year, so maybe! Once I get my job going again I might by a lil camera.

@coderojo I know you hit it in you! Lol

I can retire now y’all

@UTDCJ_ Yeah my b! I saw this 2 seconds later. I’m glad it’s only 1!

@coderojo .

@Dedrightz @rickyberwick @JiMbOsLiCe0405 @Ilerioluwakiye_ Just wanna be clear I am in FULL support of Ricky 🙏🏽🍻

@Dedrightz @rickyberwick @JiMbOsLiCe0405 @Ilerioluwakiye_ Dumbest shit I’ve read today @rickyberwick - please keep packing these people up. WE LOVE YOU

Unpopular opinion: If I knew my unborn child would have a severe disability that would require lifelong intensive care, I would seriously consider termination. Not because I don't value disabled people. Not because I lack compassion but because love alone doesn't provide specialized healthcare, financial resources, emotional resilience, or round-the-clock caregiving. Raising a child with profound disabilities can demand sacrifices that affect parents, siblings, and the child themselves. People should be allowed to have honest conversations about whether they are truly prepared for that responsibility without being shamed for it.

@coderojo Content creator incoming!!

@Adiofreak Lmaoooooo

Fuck you Morgan Wallen, I was gonna propose tonight