Ryan Colleton

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Hi @currys really struggling to get anyone to listen to us in regards to our dangerous appliance which could have set our house on fire with 2 young children in. Now being palmed off with ‘it’s absolutely fine’ because the plug has been changed. Any help would be appreciated.

@OllieOswin They’ll still bottle it.

1 - Where was Dalot? 2 - Onana AGAIN!!!!!

@OllieOswin And instigated it.

Ronaldo getting 5 Ballon D’ors is exceptional by the way…Messi in this team 🤣🤣

@Jack_em Typical United.

Seriously what's going on with Mbuemo then . Piss take

What a fucking man 🥺

@UTDCJ_ @trickytricks1 @DanMolony

Sergio Biscuits No Salad Unhealthy Maria Heavy Maguire Roberto Calories Memphis The Pie Eaten Hazard Zlatan Bringmeanothersandwich Thierry Hungry Cr700 Pounds Diego Maradonut Kevin De Brownie Kream Benzema Fill Food-in BigMac Allister Delicious Junior Weight Rooney

@DieHardUtdFans Really good at high fives?

7 years ??? Can you tell me 5 memorable moments of Dalot at United ?

@gamray @trickytricks1 big Kev

This transition from Fernandes and Maguire to Big Kev should win awards. No I haven’t got any plans today, why do you ask

Christ alive!!! I am nervous!!!

@OllieOswin Both goals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@footballconfid1 @trickytricks1

Tottenham’s Djed Spence on whether any wingers could beat him: Djed Spence 🗣️“Literally 1-on-1 battle… then I don’t think there’s many out there…” Joel Beya 🗣️“What about my boy Martinelli?!” Djed Spence 🗣️“😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀” x.com/lucam____/stat…

@trickytricks1 @RoadCheltenham 7:59 with a peroni.

@RoadCheltenham @colleton88

😂 Waking up tomorrow for Day 1 of the Cheltenham Festival like...

@James_COYS_ @trickytricks1 Big Djed

Protect Djed Spence’s Mum at all costs 😂😂😂😂😂 What an absolute legend hahaha

@trickytricks1 @palarsebald 🤣🤣 brilliant!!!!

@palarsebald @colleton88 listen to comms haha

Commentator thought David Coote was gonna take it ffs

@trickytricks1 @TheNorfolkLion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheNorfolkLion @colleton88 how did neil go From looking like Sylvester Stallone to ed miliband 😂

Ed Miliband on Trump rejecting the Paris agreement. He knows it’s coming to an end