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girls start coming back to analog hobbies when they start healing. baking, reading, dancing, singing, gardening, scrapbooking, crocheting and so much more. girls want to consume less social media and be present with physical hobbies when their nervous systems are no longer frozen

@oceana_roll Hey! DM me your email / site I’m looking for editors

No one tells you what to do if your career completely collapses around you in your late thirties

if u really believed in agi u would stop wearing sunscreen

@coldhealing Good for her. The only hope for the culture is more free-spirited layabouts

just found out that everything will be okay

Me after drinking five martinis and texting everyone in my phone

We live on a planet where trees communicate, octopuses dream, elephants honor their dead, bees dance to find their way, crows remember, ants build, cats heal with their purring, and the forest, after the fire, blooms again.

@MurrayHillGuy1 After they said “no” you should have remained silent on the phone until they spoke. First one to speak loses. It’s literally in the Constitution. You’ve got so much to learn.

i’ve had enough of corporate slop, matchbox eye cleanse:

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

I do think Pratt has stolen a lot of hearts. He got the hippies and the angel number girls with those hummingbird videos. He’s got the 2k nostalgia beloved reality show status. He’s been poor and rich at different times, which is an innate condition baked into the fabric of Los angeles no matter who you are. He’s got the moms and the gays and the closeted dads. And most of all, LA is ready to have fun. And he’s fun, funny, random asf,

@allgarbled Zoomers have nothing, just another Gen X

eating out anywhere that’s not fine dining or farm to table has become a humiliation ritual here’s your sysco slop plate topped with a yuzu ponzu sauce it’s going to be $35

@MurrayHillGuy1 @spencerpratt Reality TV is proving to be the apex training ground for US politics & handling bureaucracy - you're playing a character surrounded by high ego personalities while constantly being on camera

relatable

めげない　しょげない　泣いちゃだめ

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

@jonathanbylos @TechEmails They created God in his image

I’m a pergola defender, it’s not their fault nobody grows vines on them like you’re supposed to