CS Hellmann

Introducing @cs_hellmann's jangly pop-rock single 'Dagger In The Sun' drives forward with apocalyptic honesty. unrecordedmu.com/2026/03/12/lis…

Oh hey @EARMILK 👋 what a nice surprise seeing your review of Dagger In The Sun today! Link to article in bio.

@JoeGoodberry They aren’t serious Joe. They think every offseason they have a better plan than 31 other teams with nothing to show for it.

He doesn't know what "all in" means then

I don’t think most people realize how many jobs are administrative or bureaucratic that will go away.

@davebarnesmusic @NashSevereWx The news said to report online any power outage. Phone lines are overwhelmed

@NashSevereWx Hey guys - first - thanks!! Second - we still have power but there is a power line laying across the road and our car - I’ve tried calling all the numbers about it but not sure what to do. Seems especially dangerous if it’s a power line and live. Any thoughts?

Ned gives, Ned takes. He's the reason for freezing rain vs. snow. He's also the reason we might get a break from freezing rain. It's 10 whole degrees warmer (ºC) at about 5500 ft. Warmer water is falling on the surface. This helps. Going outside, especially under a tree or phone pole is not going to be safe for a while. Precip continues. 730am.

Travis Hunter reveals that when he was playing college he was broke only making $250k a month from NIL’s , says that now that he is in the NFL he makes $1M a month and that he is gonna stay humble 😬

@chiproytx My car My choice

There’s an Appropriations Amendment to DEFUND Vehicle Kill Switches (Dems snuck into legislation years ago) that needs unanimous conservative support! The federal government should get the heck out of our cars and trucks, and no company or third party should invasively track our movements. KILL the Kill Switch.

@SenRandPaul Without term limits, what’s the rush?

Apparently, Republicans are not all that pressed about the estimated $9 b of Somali fraud; they want to pass another over $5 billion through. Why would any Republican senator vote for more $ for a refugee program that the Somali’s ripped off $9B from?

@JoeGoodberry Who would be the best fit at WR3? Jermaine Burton seemed to be their answer in the draft and obviously didn’t work out.

@cs_hellmann That's as good of a plan as I would have

The Bengals Defensive free agency to make their 2021 run: Trey Hendrickson Mike Hilton Chidobe Awuzie Larry Ogunjobi Eli Apple

@JamesRapien @GridironGrading + a much needed leader on the defense

@GridironGrading Reader + Slaton > your plan. Never know how the draft is going to play out

DJ Reader had the highest combined pass rush win rate of any qualified DT on the Bengals or Lions in 2025 and is still a plus run defender. He can still play at a high level. Bengals plan -> move on from Slaton, bring back Reader, and draft iDL1.

@JoeGoodberry Their “championship roster” in the words of Duke is a house of cards ready to fail in any given season. He takes no accountability just says it’s a “collaboration”. In the words of Carroll Shelby in Ford vs. Ferrari “You can’t win a race by committee. You need one man in charge.”

Bengals 2026 Plan: Get Lucky

@Ben_Baby Why does it always seem the Brown are pleading the 5th then?

Also: We’re not prosecutors. This isn’t a trial. A press conference isn’t an airing of grievances. It’s where people ask questions to get relevant and honest information. That’s the whole point.

Y’all, we have all seen hundreds of these comments over the last few days. I promise everything y’all want asked is going to get asked.

@KelseyLConway What have they identified that they have been lacking to be a consistently competitive team year in and year out?

Bengals fans, Duke Tobin is set to address the media today at 1 p.m. If there’s one question you want addressed, what is it?

@JamesRapien Questions: why do they keep insisting on drafting players and getting free agents to play positions they never played before. When will they maximize the salary cap (cash over cap) to be more competitive? What have they identified that they have been lacking to win consistently?

Duke Tobin Speaks Today.... I'll just leave this here🤣

@jmheard15 @MargoinWNC @JohnLeFevre @joelpollak 💯. They don’t verify SSN’s

@MargoinWNC @JohnLeFevre @joelpollak I've been told Bank of America specifically caters to immigrants/illegal aliens

This business is so successful that its owner was able to buy a Porsche with cash.

@JoeGoodberry Having lived in Nashville for a decade + the Adams family is on par with the Browns and think they always know best. “Both will report to me”. Yea maybe that’s been the problem all along. This is all a ploy to keep season ticket holders for the new stadium in 2027.

@cs_hellmann They're obviously trying to not be

This is what it would look and sound like if we ever got the Bengals to operate like a real team.

@Trags 🧢

"I feel great about them." Ja'Marr Chase on the front office and ownership.

@JoeGoodberry What’s the success rate on 3rd/4th & short? Seems like Chase Brown gets stuffed every time.

For the entire season now, the Bengals Running offense is 2nd in EPA and 3rd in Rush Success Rate. They're only behind the Colts and Rams. This is BY FAR the most efficient running game the Bengals have had in the Zac Taylor era.