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@SteveLovesAmmo I used to object to the idea of a beard, but it’s grown on me.

Dad Joke 6 of 10 today: Kid: Dad, do you know what an eclipse is? Dad: No, son.

@KRL_defi_ “We need a lot of money because we SPEND a lot of money.” - Patrick Ewing

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit. “I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.” “I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.” “My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.” “After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.” “The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.” “Then I bought them a $1 million house.” “So right away, about $5 million was gone.” “I bought my brothers cars.” “I bought myself a penthouse.” “I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.” “People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.” “That’s not how it works.” “You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.” “You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.” “That’s why so many guys go broke.”

@weirdnotwild (Really 2.4M in the viewing area.) Still, people saying 150 isn’t big are just trying to be contrarians. NC has never had a gathering that big.

@RCorySmith NOW what do we do?

The Lenovo Center will be closed for eight weeks starting next week for a project that will total more than $70 million. It’s all part of a $3 billion renovation to Lenovo Center and the surrounding area. ✍️: 247sports.com/college/north-…

@BiddixDoris @TimBuckleyWX @Canes 🤣

@TimBuckleyWX @Canes 😂😂😂👍🏼

The @Canes parade really should have gone counterclockwise.

The Stanley Cup Celebration. Brought to you by Sofa King.

@DouginNC @gogoraleigh Haha!!!

@gogoraleigh This "Fever Dream" thing is everywhere this week, including today's "crawl" / "ticker" / "chyron" during baseball. 🤷

Fever dream!

@Johnbellsburner No not really. Not that I know of at least.

@danamccall Is that actually a song

I’m on a porta potty

@itsaho2jarvybby @Martyman17 He’s building a house here now.

I think when @Martyman17 decides to retire we need to beg him to become our next coach or apart of our staff or whatever the fuck he wants because his energy and love for Carolina is unmatched. 🥹🫶🏻

@Johnbellsburner “I’m On a Porta Potty” 🎶🎵

@danamccall ?

@Habsfan3000 @NHL …and 100,000 friends.

@NHL wow a whole parking garage

Canes fans were showing up for their parade, they even filled out a parking garage 😂

@WaltRuff Are those “Ruff” approximations?

The #Canes have announced a parade order for Saturday's Championship Celebration presented by Spectrum. • 11 a.m. - Parade begins • ~ 12 p.m. - Parade ends • ~ 12:30 p.m. - Players take the stage for the rally • ~ 1:30 - 2 p.m. - Event ends

@AJTarHeel247 I also remember feverishly following the NBA draft in those days. Now I never even watch it.

For some of you middle-aged and older dudes, can you believe that it was 40 years ago today that Len Bias died? Incredible. I remember the day well.

@DebM_ACK What am I supposed to see?

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@ChefGruel Limes are also the enemy of guacamole. They only put lime juice in to keep it from browning, not to improve flavor.

It’s guacamole season, so here are a few tips to keep your guacamole from browning too quickly.

@akafaceUS That does look like fun. However the controller should float and be BRIGHT ORANGE.

This actually looks like so much fun

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

@Mirothestallion I am concerned about the disinfection of that thing by these guys.

Who on the Canes owns chickens?????

“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.” BACK TO SCHOOL (1986). One of the funniest moments in the film.