Titanium

@Her_Nonymous_D Drink what you can afford, don’t go ordering like a crazy person just cus someone offered to pay, that’s greed right there, I hope they learnt their lesson thou, just cus someone offered to pay don’t mean you should max out their card. Now they gotta kiss Don Julio’s ring 🤪

Last night I witnessed one of the most embarrassing bar situations I’ve ever seen. 😭 This man walked up behind a group of 3,girls, leaned over to the bartender, and confidently said, “Whatever they want, it’s on me.” Then he walked away. Now naturally the girls got excited because… free drinks. 😭 So after their first round, they decided to order 3 shots of Don Julio too. The bartender made everything, sat the drinks down, and suddenly everyone started looking around for the mystery generous man. Tell me why this man was…

@SkySportsNews Facts

"If someone criticises, it would be nonsense" 💬 "There were 37 games before, I'm only responsible for Crystal Palace" Oliver Glasner on possibly naming a weakened team against Arsenal on the final day of the Premier League season, three days before the Conference League final.

Mr. Peter Obi goes to TV stations to discuss Nigerian problems, other politicians goes to TV stations to discuss Peter Obi. 😀

Labour Party Politicians who won elections under the Obidient wave, later defected to APC, and are now being denied APC tickets are returning to join the NDC in the hope of riding on Peter Obi’s popularity again after betraying the movement. This is an abomination.

@tweetzbyidil What is that thing that you guys have that is now missing, abeg make Una enjoy una sef jare, talk about it, it you guys can imagine a future together, make una carry go, otherwise make una just take am as normal nacks and either continue to enjoy it or put a full stop to it

I slept with my best friend after a night that honestly felt harmless at first. We had been close for years, the kind of friendship where we told each other everything, laughed at the same stupid jokes, and could sit in silence without it being awkward. That night, we stayed up talking about life, relationships, and how lonely we’d both been lately. One thing led to another, and suddenly we crossed a line we had promised ourselves we never would.

@Morris_Monye May he perish alongside all the enemies of Nigeria. He will never amount to nothing politically in this country. Fat lipped criminal

But for real what’s up with Kenneth Okonkwo. It’s ok to have a rush of blood to the head once once but the constant rush of blood can give you intracranial hematoma. That na die o.

@CrownprinceCom2 @okoliosita1 You just need to look at their character to know why they have a problem with him…

Treat this as urgent: What has Peter Obi done wrong against these men?

@OurFavOnlineDoc This guy is by far one of the most evil minded fellows in the political space, very classless bastard

“Peter Obi Needed ADC; ADC Did Not Need Him” “A man who says he is running away from challenges cannot be trusted with a country facing severe crises. His temperament is incompatible with the demands of Nigeria today.” ADC Chieftain, Kenneth Okonkwo

@4pf_pixel @merengue4 All of this will make mad sense when we win the title and champions league

Havertz has been injured four times, Saka has been out for a total of four months, Timber is currently sidelined for two months, Merino has been out for over four months, Eze missed two months, White was injured at the start of the season, Madueke was out for two months, and our skipper hasn’t been fully fit for most of the season I don’t even want to talk about Calafiori being made of glass and we didn’t make any signings in January, yet we made it to the UCL final unbeaten and are still top of the Premier League.

@the_Lawrenz Even if there was minimal contact, the striker already miskicked, contact or not, the ball was already out of his reach. That contact happened after he miskicked and the ball was heading out. Not a penalty for me

Penalty or not?

1. Arteta broke the Arsenal record for the most wins in a single season in two fewer games. He won 40 games in 58 matches. The old record was 39 wins in 60 matches. When Wenger did this he won two trophies. 2. Arteta broke the Arsenal record for the most goals scored in a single season. He did this two years ago. 3. Arteta is the English manager with the most win ratio in the Champions League history. In fact, the only people ahead of him in the list, are Bayern managers. Finish. 4. He has the longest unbeaten streak against the top 6 clubs in England (22 games). 5. Arteta has taken Arsenal to back-to-back UCL semifinals for the first time ever, and now in finals since 2006. For context, Wenger took Arsenal to two semifinals in 24 years. Pep took City to three Semifinals since he joined City. 6. Arteta has never finished a season in a lower position than the previous season. He’s the only manager in history to do this over six years. 7. He’s the fastest manager to reach 8 coach of the month awards in the league’s history. Arteta has broken many Arsenal records, and some other records. And yet, none of this means anything if he doesn’t win a major trophy with the club. This is why, regardless of how I feel about him, I need him to win a major trophy. This is what will cement his name amongst the greats. Arteta, please, drag your tired boys across the finish line. Claim these records with pride. Congratulations in advance to my gaffer.

Arsenal beat the very best teams in Europe to reach the final. From German Champions Bayern, to Italian Champions Inter, then Atletico Madrid. The Gunners have proven themselves at the highest level and deserve all the hype.

@Official_Isaaco And you are the biggest moron I have been unfortunate to experience this day

Peter Obi is not a leader in my own opinion. He should have stayed to fix the problems of Labour Party. Leaders don’t run away from problems, they fix it.

@Babshub_ See where his intelligence has gotten us as a country. Hiss

I know you might not agree with me. But BAT is more intelligent than Obi

@thePrettyAeesha @Usman__suleiman Porto-Novo

So Next Season in UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.... ARSENAL might be in Pot 1 MANCHESTER CITY in Pot 2 MANCHESTER UNITED in Pot 3 LIVERPOOL & ASTON VILLA in Pot 4 CHELSEA in PORT HARCOURT.

@SaintAbuchi @Dammi_Esq The husband dey mental, so if they have kids, he will throw his wife out of the house because of tattoo on her own body, leaving the kids to suffer, disrespecting his in-laws by extension and disgracing the wife in the whole neighborhood. Pipi will visit that husband if na me

@Dammi_Esq Honestly, what you did wasn’t right either. Making that kind of change to your body without even informing your husband can cause issues in a marriage.

I got a small tattoo on my breast, which I did myself. My husband only noticed it later that night, around 10:30pm, when we were about to sleep. He became very angry and sent me out of the house over that small tattoo. Even when our neighbours and landlord tried to beg him, he refused to listen. He pushed me out and forced me to leave the house close to 11pm. I had nowhere to go, so I ended up spending the night at a church vigil on our street. I later contacted the tattoo artist about removing it, but he said it’s risky to do so now because it’s still fresh. He advised me to wait for about two months before removal. When I explained this to my husband, he told me to go and stay at my parents’ house for those two months. My parents have tried calling him to settle things, but he has refused to pick their calls. Right now, I honestly don’t know what to do anymore.

Please don’t deactivate your ADC membership yet, you need to use it in the primaries to vote for someone that is not Atiku to emerge as their presidential candidate