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I'm not joking when I say that we will see a video game crash a thousand times worse then the one in 1983
Christina Tasty@ChristinaTasty
Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):
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Arabs are so oversensative regarding their "culture" but the moment you mention their colonial conquest and how they stole most of it they start seething
LPC@landpalestine
How to scare Sabrina Carptener with Algerian zaghrouta
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Nazis made super fast UFOs that could hit Mach 2 before anybody else and at the end of the war they used U-boats and UFOs to go to secret underground ice bases in Antarctica and on the dark side of the moon.
They might come back and help soon. Also lots of Vril.
anaveragetweeter@FugazyVon
@heywildrich Im confused context pls
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According to the recently released UFO files, on January 12, 1994 a cat girl entity was encountered by U.S. army reconnaissance patrol at the Nevada Test and Training Range.
The cat girl called herself N-7, stated she was not from this world, & assured the soldiers she meant no harm. She's described as having gray-silver eyes, silver-blonde hair, no observable body hair, with cat ears & a tail.
She was detained for a short time & medically examined, where it was discovered she had no internal reproductive organs detected with ultrasound, blood analysis showing unknown bio-chemistry, & her DNA did not match any terrestrial being.
N-7 was then released back into the desert where they found her...presumably to return to the world of cat girls until humanity can get their act together.


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@tuuu28283 I call everyone brother. We're all brothers and sisters on earth.
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@LeadingReport Be real with me now. Did he have sex with the birds?
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BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️‼️:
We are waging WAR on Philadelphia!
Ryan Novozinsky@ryannovoNFL
There is a massive — and I mean MASSIVE — swarm of bees on Market Street in Philadelphia right now. @PhillyInquirer
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