Dooferr “the Man of men”

My last final is May 1st but I don’t leave till May 7th. You’re never gonna guess what I’m gonna do

Happy earth day and it’s a pic of them in a bikini

Planning a trip to Australia. It’s calling me. Might not work next summer call me brazy

I love the word finagle man. Currently finagling my way toward her good friend who’s also hot

Today I got served black pudding. I tried it. It was shit. Is there anything redeeming about England man

@StoneDog82 2

Beer number 1 in Nashville, how many until I pay $100 for free bird?

My legs are shaking a bit guys

The stones are revolutionary. Think they need to be up there with the Beatles

@James_Frank_Hop Great ank frank cleavage here

Cleavage

Anyone think Denzel Washington corny as hell

Walked into a watch store today and acted like I was big shot. Said I’d be back in week. Never touching that place again. Cannot recommend enough

@JtotheR0C At me dude

@doofferrr Is this a diss at someone?

I may have lost any muscle I ever had but all I can say is at least I’m not fat

Columbia, SC

Uber destroyed the use of the word uber. My dad always be saying “uber athletic” and that shit genuinely hits

@Leanwitsheen just told me that Reta makes you a chick magnet

90 degrees listening to my coach after the 2nd loss of the tournament and I just wanna go home at this point

Yeah so you have to scan a QR code for the menu or go up to the touch screen to order because we hate human interaction of any kind

When you actually start getting the story likes after spamming random girls for years

Gonna do some digging but I think there might be smth in the cards tmr night

@NelsonModelo1 Bitmoji dox doin numbers