James Frank Hopkins

@doofferrr Doof, couldn’t recommend it more. 10/10 place. Just pack a full wallet.

Planning a trip to Australia. It’s calling me. Might not work next summer call me brazy

Cleavage

82-Time PGA winner, 15-Time Major Winner, 11-Time PGA Player of the Year, Most about of Prize money, 1-Time Trivia feature. Tiger MF Woods

It’s mildly annoying that my girlfriend is funnier than me sometimes. But, I also get a little proud.

The coolest Instagram page is easymoneysniper

I’m from Baltimore and I just figured out that ball-more had an i in it

Drunk in Vietnam is something I never thought I’d feel or say

So glad I was born into a rain jacket family instead of an umbrella family.

@doofferrr Sit down in class Zyn

Types of zyns -reward zyn -post meal zyn -hung ched zyn -3rd beer zyn -at the bar zyn -caffeine/diet coke + zyn -studious zyn -shouldn’t of put it in zyn -gaming zyn -fresh pack zyn -homeboy clutch zyn What am I missing?

I’m smoking hand rolled cigarettes in New Zealand. Will be making this a hobby maybe my personality.

I just ruined my day and it’s my fault. DON’T listen to the Lumineers on public transportation.

@doofferrr #hard

So mad

I can’t believe that I exist on the same planet as North Korea. Like wth

@doofferrr Don’t have to tell me twice #broadsabroad

I think it’s funny being blatantly American

@doofferrr This is ball knowledge. A decades worth I think

The right person won the heisman and the natty

If aliens had no concept of music, what’s the first song that you would play for them?

Imagine this. You’re at a bar and you meet this great lady, you get to talking and what not. You ask “so what to you do for work”. She says, “oh I read cover letters”. Worst person ever.

I HATE COVER LETTERS. If I apply I obviously want to work for you.