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@kingepic22 OP definitely retarded, but managed to bait tons of people in the process.

Men killing 15 million people every time they jerk off

@vegilasagna @CharmOfCulture They lowkey are. Sweden is the most influential Scandinavia country, largest economy and population of the region. Notice I am not mentioning wealth per capita (Norway) or social metrics (where Finland/Denmark lead in many things). Sweden international perception ranks higher

@CharmOfCulture So humble they gave themselves the title ”Capital of Scandinavia”.

This is the most underrated city in all of Europe.

reference so niche it hits 4 people

@Officialmadam8 @FuhgedNews Seasoning ? That is probably 37th on the list of priorities that need change

@FuhgedNews How hard is it to grow and add seasoning to your food ?

How hard is it to keep the food on the plate and eat with a fork?

@DonosCho @WimShakespeare So, how is your siste... wife doing ?

@funphantoml3 @WimShakespeare You could have just typed it normally. Nigga trying to be special

تتمتع باكستان بأعلى معدل للزواج والعلاقات الجنسية بين الأقارب في العالم، حيث يصل إلى 65%، مما ينتج عنه عدد كبير من الأطفال الذين يولدون بإعاقات بسبب اجتماع الجينات المتنحية

@NosferatuZodd16 @kingepic22 @Micheal2042210 @Tyler94Ed holy shit

@kingepic22 @Micheal2042210 @Tyler94Ed At this point,you have a tunnel down there ,probably can snatch them yourself at home .

@s4mb0n3 @soffiigz Yo te lo arreglo

@soffiigz Bruh, tengo severas tetas y siempre me cambian x chicas q no llegan a copa A entonces shi

es así o no ??

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what if we name the next model "goblin" almost worth it to make you all happy...

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Espero que todo mundo seja nesse nível em se tratando de higiene diária

@AnnWill93512198 @WimShakespeare You'd think they are royalty with all the dynastic marriage going over there

@funphantoml3 @WimShakespeare I think it could be worse: it's brother/sister when the husband dies, to make sure the family name continues

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Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery

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@Gods_sunset @miiagarro But I am nobody. So there is no contradiction blud

@funphantoml3 @miiagarro You care enough to comment lol 😬

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen

@theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun For the record those studies required consent that the submission of their childs DNA may be used for paternity test studies among others, you really think their cheating ass is going to agree to that ? 3% is the Tip of the Iceberg, best case scenario. 5-10% wouldnt be shocking

@theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun You should never have to ask for a test, because it should be the first thing they give you when the kid is born. Around 3-5% of all fathers are deceived, that number is statistically significant.

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@Guchie1 @theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun Hoeflation do be like that

@theedreadqueen @funphantoml3 @elgoritv @luv1bun Would you eat an M&M if it had a 5 percent chance to give you cancer? Wild to say 5 percent is statistically insignificant.

@MrWinzlo @theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun Imagine living in a world where women want the same rights. But the moment you mention babies must come with paternity tests because only women truly know, some women like this one will tell you: "Nah yall dont need paternity tests,you dont need the certainty I have"

@theedreadqueen @funphantoml3 @elgoritv @luv1bun 5% is definitely significant 😂

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