PhanT꩜m
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PhanT꩜m
@funphantoml3
Theorist of intelligence. Practitioner of AI
Katılım Haziran 2016
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@AnnWill93512198 @WimShakespeare You'd think they are royalty with all the dynastic marriage going over there
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@funphantoml3 @WimShakespeare I think it could be worse: it's brother/sister when the husband dies, to make sure the family name continues
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Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: A study in Sweden showed that the egg can ignore the 'ideal' sperm, even if it's the first one to arrive
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@Gods_sunset @miiagarro But I am nobody.
So there is no contradiction blud
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@theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun For the record those studies required consent that the submission of their childs DNA may be used for paternity test studies among others, you really think their cheating ass is going to agree to that ?
3% is the Tip of the Iceberg, best case scenario. 5-10% wouldnt be shocking
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@theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun You should never have to ask for a test, because it should be the first thing they give you when the kid is born. Around 3-5% of all fathers are deceived, that number is statistically significant.
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@theedreadqueen @funphantoml3 @elgoritv @luv1bun Would you eat an M&M if it had a 5 percent chance to give you cancer? Wild to say 5 percent is statistically insignificant.
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@MrWinzlo @theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun Imagine living in a world where women want the same rights.
But the moment you mention babies must come with paternity tests because only women truly know, some women like this one will tell you:
"Nah yall dont need paternity tests,you dont need the certainty I have"

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@theedreadqueen @funphantoml3 @elgoritv @luv1bun Cioè hai una possibilità su 20 di rientrare nella statistica e secondo uno non ha diritto di fare il test perché poverina offende i tuoi sentimenti? Ma vai a cagare, siete delle schifose
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@borderlida When I said I am a fan of pixel art, I didnt meant this.
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@amsnyde @theedreadqueen @elgoritv @luv1bun Having unprotected sex with an HIV person (0.03%-2%) lower risk than not being a biological father, yet most would get an STD check after. Congenital diseases in babies is 3% many get checked
But god forbid paternity tests are the norm. Retard or hoes, call it.
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@theedreadqueen @funphantoml3 @elgoritv @luv1bun If you have a 3-5% chance of cancer you’d get tested
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@johnesparza82 @ASo1omons Instrumental, its molecular gastronomy, the chemical reaction post smelly feet, is the catalyst to the authentic flavor.
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@ASo1omons How necessary was the foit stomp here really?
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