@Ethiosalem @BBCAfrica Exactly!
I like how you have redeemed yourself from colonial shackles by hoisting the American flag and speaking in a colonialist language. That for sure demonstrates your "Africanness"
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"The Universe is Vaster than Anything Else in the Universe."
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@BBCAfrica Those who boast about their better English are still under mental colonization; fvck Ruto‼️
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Kenyan President William Ruto has faced a social media backlash after publicly suggesting that Nigerian-accented English was incomprehensible and required a translator.
bbc.in/4mQQ9vF
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@Lovenes2310 @BBCAfrica It wasn't a question of intelligence dumbass. It was a question of COMMUNICATION, you know, like a normal human being without stressing the listener to decipher whatever that jungle noise mean.
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@BBCAfrica Kenyans have always mocked other people (particularly Tanzanians) for their lack of English proficiency, In my opinion their anecdote has colonial undertones, Speaking fluent English does equate to intelligence. It is a dumb argument if you ask me!
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@nigerianoise @BBCAfrica Exactly the point!
Wtf is that jungle noise, nigerianoise? 🤢
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@BBCAfrica Na the same English wey dem take colonize us, you wan dey use am to divide Africa now?
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@LeviMunyeri I agree! In a profession where women have decried sexual harassment, I think they should freely practice as well as advocate for the oldest trade in "oiling the wheels of justice". Absolutely empowering!
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It is a free world. Even advocates are allowed to joke and stretch their right to free speech to the maximum limit.
WakiliMartina Swiga@swiga_swiga
Looking at opposing counsel arguing his heart out knowing that the judge will temper justice with love 😂 ha! #legalmemes #withoutprejudice #wakiliquickone #citylawyer #viralvideo
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@mwabilimwagodi2 As scary as it may be, she is probably affirming the old adage in our judicial system and others; "oiling the wheels of justice", for those seeking it.
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This is very scary. I could be jailed and lose my life just because the judge is sleeping with an Advocate? How is this justice???
WakiliMartina Swiga@swiga_swiga
Looking at opposing counsel arguing his heart out knowing that the judge will temper justice with love 😂 ha! #legalmemes #withoutprejudice #wakiliquickone #citylawyer #viralvideo
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@dalmaskinara But he collected his cool and reminded him he was not there for a DPP position.
"a thing a guy who has never been a prosecutor would never know" 😂
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@ClintonObonyo twitter is a great place where all retards announce they are retarded themselves.
comprehension - 0%
humor - 0%
audacity - 100%
it's fun though!
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eulogy... i guess her family was mad at her she was in her 50s with no kids,
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@mxxhrooms @joshuamalidzo @1987-04-29" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">new.kenyalaw.org/akn/ke/judgmen…
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Born to read beautiful openers? 😊
Justice Frank Shields, 1987
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@georgediano Kerio Valley has some of the best & reliable honey i have consumed. Support their business
@KVDA_ke
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Kenya is a very risk place to consume honey. Unashindwa mbona you're always horny, kumbe ni mikora zina mix molasses kwa asali. Ni saa kumi na mbili Asubuhi umesimama kwa mist unangoja super metro lakini makagare imesimama wima namna hatari. Kasongo hana lake, ni WANTAM!!
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Gitau retweeté
I encouraged him at least akae on the edge of the bed atoke kwa baridi.
From arriving at Mbagathi at 6 PM with an ambulance, He was booked at 2AM the following day.
He passed on 2days later at ICU at KU REFFERAL.
May your soul continue resting in peace.
Kabete, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@HollyGrayle the "messiah mentality" crumbling!
you thought your efforts (which to a better part is money laundering by elites) would save the poor Sudanese? Isn't that noble!
Sudanese will fight and kill when they want and make peace when they want!
direct your efforts to your homeless folks
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I'm just not sure that I really have the bandwidth to care anymore. For my entire life, I've been fed the idea that if we provide food, medicine, money, and infrastructure to Africans, then they will eventually find their way out of their miserable situation. But they haven't and in all likelihood, they never will. In fact, everything we do to help them just seems to make it even worse.
No one - absolutely no one - takes pleasure in seeing children starve. But the constant violence and war and killing and raping and starving and poverty and illness...it's just neverending. I'm at the point where I just think we need to let nature take its course and let their population naturally reduce to a level they can independently sustain.
We can't fix these people, and we're going to have to just accept that killing each other is just how they go about their lives.
Visegrád 24@visegrad24
🇸🇩 In Sudan, more than 60% of the population is suffering from acute food shortages, with millions forced to eat leaves or animal feed to survive. According to the 2026 Humanitarian Needs and Response Plan, 61.7% of the population, around 28.9 million people, are acutely food-insecure. Tens of millions in Sudan are living on just one meal a day as the crisis deepens. The war between the Muslim Brotherhood-linked Sudanese Armed Forces and the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces, now entering its third year, has displaced millions and fueled one of the world’s largest humanitarian crises. Reports based on interviews with farmers, traders, and humanitarian workers describe how the war is pushing communities toward famine, driven by the collapse of agriculture and the use of starvation as a weapon, including the deliberate destruction of farms and markets. Aid systems are under severe strain. Communal kitchens are struggling to meet growing demand, while funding cuts are limiting the ability of humanitarian organizations to respond. Women and girls are among the most affected, facing heightened risks of violence and rapes when going to fields, markets, or even collecting water. After years of intense Gaza reporting, the international mainstream media is turning a blind eye to the suffering in Sudan. Why?
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@Wanjiru2027 Sad that your privilege cannot allow you to see the marginalization of this county.
Some bigoted crazy people claim the Ksh200B allocated to Turkana since 2013 ought to have built some infrastructure.
Only Ruto can correct the messes of past Kikuyu presidents.
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@island_jaber @Mongareokiro1 Mwenesi & Another vs Republic
@2026-03-13" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">new.kenyalaw.org/akn/ke/judgmen…
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@RuchaMicke @NationAfrica @Kenyajudiciary @DCI_Kenya Actually, the trial court did not convict them of the offense, despite the state producing 5 witnesses!
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@NationAfrica Instruments of rape & terror should be removed before one starts their jail term. Now these rapists will be out soon, as if nothing happened & at the slightest chance, pound on another victim. Remove them tools and let our girls and women be safe. @Kenyajudiciary @DCI_Kenya
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Two men sentenced to death for robbery with violence and gang rape have been freed after the Court of Appeal nullified their convictions, ruling that one of the High Court judges who heard their first appeal lacked jurisdiction in a criminal matter. Read more: zurl.co/MsN8P
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#hotofftheJSC
JSC has nominated 24 Judges to the High Court and 13 Judges to the Environment and Land Court.
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It's strange how most other countries had a separate label for biracial people (colored, half caste, pointee, mestizo).
But the USA was like, you are whatever part of you that isn't white.
Bright@Stamfordvibe
A young Barack Obama spending time on the beach with his grandfather, 1963
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@TreasonousBabe doesn't have to be in the ass tho.
hands, mouth are free 😂
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Look, if a man says yes to a threesome with another man, you should be very worried. Afterall, he who likes it up the ass, does not like putting it in the vag
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𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉@KatheuNzyimi
Men are very open to threesomes until you suggest him and another guy. All of a sudden you're crazy and deranged asfff lol
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This is the average kenyan. We are corrupt by nature from bottom to top.
MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack
This is what makes construction expensive. Usipokuwa kwa ground utaoshowa materials hadi ulilie kwa choo.
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