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@ItsGregy_ Surreptitiously io food unaiweka jivu ya chameleon ndio wakwamane wakidhombodha.

Sahii 8 to 5 babe anauliza her office husband kesho anafeel kula nini for lunch ndo apike Leo jioni alete Ikiwa packed. Mzee Kwa nyumba Hata huwa haulizwi atakula nini, ni kupikiwa mukimo na njahe kama mfungwa.

Changing a people is difficult but raising a generation is much harder……

@jdtradingkcmo @waleed085880878 Let’s see…

@waleed085880878 @hoogdee Waleed gotta make money too

$SRXH 🚀🚀the moment we go parabolic and you see a sharp red just know it’s the likes of waleed shorting it-to counter that we raid and load more…

@hoogdee Mbwa wewe

Mbwa ziliwafanyia nini vile you like calling each other ‘mbwa?’

@fit_ermined Tuamke?….kwani tulilaliana?

Eventually, they will all round up together and once again it will be the political class against the people. Wakenya amkeni!!!

$SRXH 🚀🚀🚀🚀All in and mooning after shaking paper hands here we go,mark you merger still underway,cooking without utensils.…..where the bears at?😂😂😂imma hump dance for yah..mh!..mh!…mh!

@SimpPolice911 2026 Male:wanna get waxed? Female:yeah but ma grandma swallowed a razor need $2k urgently.

Man- I'm sexually attracted to you Woman- I'm sexually attracted to you too.... but, my rent is due, I need to make my hair, l've not eaten since last week, I need a new bag, I need new clothes and I need money for maintenance.

Having sex in the 90s Man- I'm sexually attracted to you Woman- me too Man- let's fuck Woman- yes Having sex in 2026:

@njueNijue @georgediano 😁and overated

@georgediano This level of stupidity needs to be studied at University of Nairobi. You’d be tempted you’re running mad being led to believe you actually give a fuck. Having tasted premium senyes pale Lavington I can confirm there’s nothing premium but wrapping. Senye ya RINGI iko tu sawa FYI

Kenyan celebrities sometimes are mentally malnourished. They date in private, supply each other with electricity without an iota of blackouts. Then when they separate, they come to the public to announce their separation & tell Kenyans to respect their privacy. Kiino sana!!

@Kaikainaipaa @georgediano Politicians should serve the civilians too but in a crooked regime it's the opposite.

@georgediano He is a great civil servant not a politician

Unpopular opinion: Kenya's presidency is about numbers, aura and charisma. Maraga lacks ALL of them.

@SomoinaKapeen @georgediano Mnataka mwenye aningia SH kinyumanyume kama kwa shrine?

@georgediano Facts

@georgediano Oh! So guyz are still in for anyone who gives them dopamine/adrenaline rush in the name of charisma topped with fake promises and sobbing in public/churches with a criminal record at that?

Kumbe the loans beggar was only invited for the outside garden photo session only! During the main meeting, he was at the holding area protruding teeth to the secretaries and Trump's security agents!

@Imonaar SpaceX is more than a rocket company;it's a collection of businesses like starlink,AI(grok)and X....

I need finance bros to explain that spaceX IPO in detail. Where is the asset base to warrant such a valuation?

@Nexttoyou_fm What's the litmus for God fearing?

I truly wanna be a WIFE BUT i wanna be a genuinely happy wife. A submissive wife. A loving wife. A peaceful wife. A secure wife. A comfortable and safe wife to a honorable, ambitious, hardworking, LOYAL, loving, romantic, funny, spontaneous God fearing husband.

@Masika_039 acha wewe mi niliwai ishi kwa ceptic while construction was going on😁

@hoogdee Hapo ni kwangu unaita stage ya nduthi bois..😉

Ndio kufika my multimillion retirement Bungalow I built with my own money.

@RichkiddWizzy Huh!TBroads out here still thinking we want to keep them as souvenirs....that feeling of conquering them dissipated eons of years ago.

Poor women with expensive tastes alooo?

@ahmednasirlaw At least he's doing something about the ills in the society unlike you the ineffectual one...

Residents of Nairobi are 100% with Governor Sonko. And we authorise him to deal with this mca properly and without mercy.

@georgediano The breaking of this pattern is not a one time thing. I noticed it since kindergarten and I'm still at war.....trying to wake the rest is no mean feat.

As a man, after you cross 30, sit down and study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the men before you. Look at what destroyed them. Your father, his brothers, your uncles, older cousins etc... is it booze, is it gambling, is it women, is it recklessly siring everywhere, is it poor financial decisions, did they struggle with deep anger issues, domestic terrorists, did they practice witchcraft and all that. Sit down and study those patterns,, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. Remember some of these things are normal vices. Look for a recurring or deep recognizable patterns that are plastered all over men in your family. What brought them down. Do you see a pattern? Now that! As Joshua Selman always says “As a man, number one thing that will help you live to your potential is knowing what can bring you down”. And you may not run away from your family tree. Refuse to be a victim of repeated patterns. Because they are there. Whether you know it or not. Whether you recognize them or you don’t. They exist. They didn’t have the knowledge and resources we now have. Honor your progeny. Break out of them. Be made of Gold.