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makhsoos aurat jaati umra me Imran Khan ka jalsa live dekhte hue

@hurixkhan the gastric acid in ur stomach will melt the airtag and the battery will explode in your stomach causing internal damage maybe?

Guys what happens if someone swallows airtag

@zaynahateslife 🤣

@httphashim omg thank you beautiful brother!!

my friends remembering my birthday and doing soooo much for me made me forget all the times these people forgot my day.

@iifrahss me helmet pehn kar chalata hun😋

If you want to check if a guy has receding hairline, watch them riding a bike at high speed.

@zaynahateslife omg, happy belated birthday handsome sister

@httphashim it was my bday yesterday

@yourstrulymoonn MashaAllahh 🫠

@httphashim bas Masha Allah bol dein

shit scared of grok but sundresses are EVERYTHING!!

When your s£x tape got leaked buh the title says “big c@ck”

@lmaomirzay that’s gay

@httphashim dusro ki bjaye apni back maro

kya chahye ider ao du apke hath me

@hurixkhan Saari raat soya nahi, subah muje sone do neend puri hui nahi, khwaab pure hone do.

Batman

@crispycokeeee 🤣🤣

peak uni canon event ; ur name saved with the institute’s name in their phone

Paki faujeets are now crying that there’s no democracy in Iran and it’s run by military style IRGC 😂😂😂😂😂

@nomi_shahh_ 320 tou lagaya hai leg press pe kal.. aur kya kru😔neechay dabb kar mar jaun?

@httphashim Phir wohi bachon wali harkatyn. Plates barhao

saw her getting married to someone else in my dream.. what a beautiful day to die. my day’s alr ruined🤡

@KhanSahiba_ mujse koi ache ki umeed kyu nahi rakhta?😔

@httphashim I know. Hashim se sedhi baat ni huti

baray bhai ne nayi nayi bike chalana shuru ki unhu ne hmain pechy bitha ke hmare goday kelun ki rehri main de maray..aj chotay bhai ne khambay main waja diye hmare goday......

A woman was about to give b*rth when CDA arrived with police. Residents begged them to stop but they didn’t listen. She was dragged out of her home and gave b*rth in front of everyone. • Bari Imam affectee told

@blueburiedd world cup se koi apple kyu dhoye ga🫠

@httphashim And yet they choose to wash an apple from wc

white people discovered they can use water to wash their asses instead of wiping with a toilet paper for the first time in history.

This country went from having someone who planted 1 billion trees, to the one who's basically just an overly employed court jester, hammering down everything coming down his way to show he exists with authority - the trees being the latest victim.