paddle

what the hell is this. it looks like something from an alien planet that an alien would use for energy

(active listening to you while also visualizing a new episode of the Simpsons) ur crazy homer

dinner themed birthday party

heh? are you tormented by my orbs, officer?

hello Dairy Queen i am in possession of some ice cream intelligence technology you may be interested in. lets talk turkeys

i look forlorn in all my selfies because when my phones in my hand i become sad

it remains hard to tell whether weed makes me figure it all out or just manic

no joke i believe in the power of love

@PhrygianWeaver feels good sir

Imagine sleeping with your boots on. Imagine dozing with those thick hides hugging your feet. How does it feel?

@isaacturnersong 🥳

Being a dead horse

@mrstickcuckporn whats up?

@ipaddlearound Generally i do not care

not toasting anything right now

@angelfascia thanks well see

@ipaddlearound nice looking good

@Im_human_too_ nope lots of uses. free to be creative

@ipaddlearound I thought these things only worked with bread in them

ill be doing nothing of the sort later if you wanna come by

one of my teachers from middle school still hounds me to turn in a report i didnt do. is there anything legally that he can actually do to me if i dont?

@thamosdeaf damn u got the rare pebble variation

being ugly is actually good because it sucks

how about we make tomorrow another pointless day? lets all do the same pointless stuff we always do

dont really like the way anybody is these days