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Snoozefest in Snoresville. hope to Z you there

any past failures or time wasting is forgiven in myself when i reframe it as “my studies”

tweeted and it flopped.. 1000 people unfollowed, angry dms, screaming i can hear from my bedroom. i guess thats just my life in this crazy ass world

moving into my new apartment today and only packing a racquetball to toss off the walls all day

the humiliation that must have occurred for this to find its way to Goodwill…

first time using a heated blanket. amazingggggg. i can feel the wires inside they are heating up! i need to get them out.

peroxide is lowkey slept on

(after the conversation had naturally faded out) music seems to have staying power

@superlameballs curious to see if we can make this go biral

let's hear it for this large blueberry. let's all put our hands together for this large blueberry. let's see how many likes a retweets we can get for this large blue berry. let's make some noise for this large blueberry #largeblueberry #ittastedlikeshit

slowly placing a Ritz cracker onto my tongue and closing my eyes to rest

Subway has a new footlong which contains 20g of creatine and i have to have it because of how it will make my body look

World’s Youngest “Genius” Dies at Birth, He Never Knew a Thing

i hate that my untimely death happened to me

my piercing green eyes have fallen out

@camerobradford just messy for no reason

My least favorite type of people are probably enemies

im on that cry for help grind as of late

what the hell is this. it looks like something from an alien planet that an alien would use for energy

(active listening to you while also visualizing a new episode of the Simpsons) ur crazy homer

heh? are you tormented by my orbs, officer?

hello Dairy Queen i am in possession of some ice cream intelligence technology you may be interested in. lets talk turkeys