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@itchyappendix
M29 Kalamazoo, MI Depressed Please DM me, even if I suck
Kalamazoo, MI Inscrit le Kasım 2025
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@maypuls @BigDrainer4L @xaviersonline_ Human reaction time is 200ms on average. Other replies are BSing it.
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@BigDrainer4L @xaviersonline_ Ok so why not just move out the way first and get shot in like the shoulder or smthn
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Has anyone ever just pulled the trigger in one of these fictional standoffs? I feel like it’s worth a shot to just brain the other guy
schizophrenic bat 🦇@mtftk9
two-face pull the trigger right now kill that little chudling he deserves it
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@internet_posts There are options, like certain plastics, since some strong acids *don't* dissolve everything they touch. TMK mascara is extremely resistant to acids and bases.
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@hankgreen I have ADHD and would describe myself as a post-nihilist. It all makes perfect sense.
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Nothing makes sense until you accept that what we find easy to pay attention to has very little connection to what is actually important.
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@GeekedMemes Monopolistic competitive environment. Just like 'Hot Ones' (hope I'm spelling that right).
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The FDA has labeled MSG safe, noting you'd need to consume over 3 grams to feel any negative effect. Most foods top out around 0.5 grams. The "Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" scare that demonized it was built on junk science (and, well, racism).
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Asking autistics, how do you feel about sand? Fun to play/relax in, or sensory hell?
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@ShitpostGate He just looks like he trimmed his bangs and got a mild spray-tan?
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Bro just stood further away from the camera 💀
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Clavicular is going VIRAL after showing off his new look following 11 surgeries 😳 Before vs After
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@saltiestcrackr @ShitpostGate Dayum, didn't know this. Maybe that's why I always seem uglier in phone photos.
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I am European. I have lived almost my entire life in Europe. I did not step foot in America until the age of 18. I think I have a good understanding of European society, having travelled across the continent and read many books on European history.
And my opinion is… the Americans are right. Just get AC already
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My biggest fear. Oh my god.
✧@deitanii
can u imagine ur future bf replying/gooning to a bunch of women on twt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@whosaidyes @BirdCyclops I agree that it's sometimes necessary, but not to the extent that people often portray, thus the 'stupid' part. (Also I'm kinda loopy so please interpret this as a request for patience)
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@itchyappendix @BirdCyclops I used to think this but actually, it's good to give the aggrieved what they need in the moment. Just think how you feel when you're aggrieved and someone actually responds on the way you need them to. It feels great (if rare). It's nice to give someone else that
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Im turbo autistic and it took me years to realize that most neurotipicals want is for you to listen to them and then say "im so sorry you are going through this" and then listen to them more and then say something like "that sucks so much"
Bronzor@theobronzor
wtf are you supposed to do then? They listed every viable option. Should I just stare at them while they talk?
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Guess I have another criteria for a GF now
Templarpilled@Templarpilled
Women are never beating the Batman shopping allegations
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This is meaningless because boys and girls both got boy toys. If you give boys a Barbie doll, they do not want to know everything there is to know about Barbie. They definitely, absolutely will not “try to think and talk like Barbie” playing with the toy. They’re not going to take it shopping.
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Women are never beating the Batman shopping allegations
Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏@wwarrior_1
it keeps fucking happening lmfao
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@MattLutzPhi Also TMK if the entropy value is too high (ex. having the raw value of Graham's number in your head).
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5yo: If mommy thinks about that, her brain will collapse into a black hole!
Me: Mommy's brain isn't big enough to collapse into a black hole.
5yo: Anything can be a black hole if it's crunched down to its Schwarzschild radius, Daddy!
Me: ...Yeah, actually, that's right. Good job.
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