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@johnnypproctor I just started it for the first time this weekend. I’m only 3 episodes in and loving it!

Reached the end of it today. Seasons 1-3 are probably as good as TV can possibly get. Side note: I know it adds to the realism but has there ever been another TV show where, pound for pound, the actors have been kitted out in worse clothes?

@NotFarLeftAtAll He doesn’t live here, so why should he pay tax here?

Did You Know ? Tesco CEO Ken Murphy’s pay stands at nearly £10m a year = £27,400 a day and doesn’t pay a penny in tax to the UK He earns 430 x the average Tesco employees who pays tax That doesn’t seem fair to me

@BigJed_one Do not watch the second series. It’ll put you off tv for life!

My wife wants me to find a series called Hostage, the name of the actors second name is Elvis. I've searched for 20 minutes I've found it "hijack with idris elba" 🤣🤣🤣

@SeasideChris I walked through a new build estate the other day.hundreds of houses, hundreds of cars, all grey, white or black.

“What shall we get for our second car?” “Let’s go wild … and get a grey one” 🙄🙄

@freedombill3 Some people do spend a disproportionate amount on cars but, you have to also consider, that some can comfortably afford the car, isa, pension, house and gym. A better analysis would be to walk through a new build estate and work out the car to house price ratio.

Walking past a David Lloyd car park on a Saturday afternoon looks like an absolute parade of pure wealth. You see endless rows of brand new Porsche 911s and Range Rovers sitting outside the premium gym and spa. It looks like the ultimate definition of success, but the reality behind the dashboard is completely different. Let us look at the actual numbers keeping that illusion alive. To put a brand new Porsche 911 por Range Rover on your driveway, you are easily handing over £1,200 - £1,500 every single month on a PCP finance deal. Then you are paying another two hundred quid a month just for the premium gym membership so you have somewhere flash to park it. That is nearly £1,700 pounds leaving the current account every single month, to rent an aesthetic. Over a single year, that is a full £20,000 Stocks and Shares ISA allowance completely wiped out. They are literally going broke just to look rich to people they do not even know. If the monthly salary stops, the car gets repossessed and the membership gets cancelled almost instantly. Real wealth is not driving a rented supercar to a premium treadmill. Real wealth is driving a standard car that you own outright, while your cash buys slices of the S&P 500 $VUSA or Vanguard Global $VWRL in the background. Are you funding a car dealership's profit margin? Or are you building freedom? Please don't rent the illusion.

@johnbarrett2468 Worst album ever. Was subjected to it on repeat in a field after a mid 90’s oasis gig…. Never listen to it since.

Anyone buy this...? Radiohead 'OK Computer' 29 years old.

@rustyrockets @TRobinsonNewEra And every man and his dog knew you were a “legit wrong‘un”, since you first appeared on our screens.

Tommy is a legit journalist. Most challenging interview I’ve done for a while. @TRobinsonNewEra

@2147mill Nope. Listening to unqualified, random accounts on social media, who pretend they understand “finance”, is the worst financial decision people can make.

Buying a new car is the worst financial decision most people will ever make. It loses 20% of its value the moment you drive off. £30,000 car = £24,000 in 12 months. £6,000 gone. For nothing. The rich lease or buy used. The middle class finance brand new and wonder why they can’t get ahead.

@weare1of100 Laurent garnier turned me from an indie kid, to a house kid, in a smoky Spanish club in 1992. This is my must anticipated release since I first discovered 1 of 100!

🥳🥳🥳 COMING SOON!

@matchabl0ssom_ @lizziessdiary Culture is one thing, bad grammar and the inability to speak English properly is another.

@jayIFA @lizziessdiary Girl boo. It’s obviously accurate in American culture. Idgaf what culture anyone else has so why do you? if you have a problem w it maybe get a life? “I’ll get an order of grass for you to touch” 🦧

@weare1of100 Awful. Might work in the new-build lounge of one of those reality, tv star, wannabe’s, with Turkey teeth, white Range Rover and Versace bedding… 🤮

Is it just me or I’m right in saying these are gross and totally Trumplike? 🫣 Whatever happened to taste. 🤷‍♂️

@matchabl0ssom_ @lizziessdiary You can think something means what you want it to mean but, in English, “I’ll get” does not come close to being an accurate way to order something in a restaurant.

@jayIFA @lizziessdiary Nr lol, that’s like “I’ll make”, I’ll get implied putting in an order to receive something, rather than asking if you can when you obviously can 😭

@ScottishSuffra1 I’d hate to hear your opinion on them learning foreign languages, ancient history, algebra or chemistry (all of which I presume are equally alien to you)

My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.

@heraldmagazine @marissaamayy1 @heraldscotland The council has decades of experience in how not to run a city at night, so it’ll never happen. Bars have tons of red tape just to put a few tables outside, the arches were closed down for no good reason and the underground closes just before demand peaks at weekends

Can Glasgow really become a 24-hour city? asks Marissa MacWhirter heraldscotland.com/opinion/259502… @marissaamayy1 @heraldscotland

@Ginger_Tucci The oysters in Cornershop wine bar on Old Dumbarton road are worth trying too.

The photos don’t do it justice, but it’s one of my all time favourite dinner spots in Glasgow. If you haven’t been…. Go. Have the lamb. Have the oysters. Have the martini. You won’t regret it.

@Ginger_Tucci It is very good. Have you been to Fallachan yet, well worth it for a different experience.

@matchabl0ssom_ @lizziessdiary “I’ll get” implies you’re going to walk to the kitchen to get it yourself

@lizziessdiary Please before ordering is super weird no one speaks like that at least here lmfao please AFTER makes sense, “I’ll get the burger please” is polite. “Please can I have” is weird one bc ofc you can ? Ur paying lmfao. But please before is just OD and seems very performative here

@soundstoryuk Slam: Positive Education

Question of the day....

@scotball_ Bought two, I love it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is going to sell in droves. I can imagine the whole nation being kitted out in it for the World Cup, and for good reason. 😍

@vjtheshrimp @fesshole You beat me to it.

@fesshole What does a random comma in the middle of a sentence indicate?

Worked for an independent BMW/MINI retailer & if you ever had a full stop, after your name on a letter or invoice it wasn't a typo. It was an internal note that you were an arsehole.