Joel Barratt

Happy Birthday to my son Steven! I couldn’t be more proud of this young man with #autism! ✅ Has never had a bad day ✅ High school graduate ✅ 9 years working at @Albertsons ✅ Dominates at Friends trivia, Mario Kart, Backyard Baseball, LEGO, and puzzles

EVERY. GODDAMN. WORD. OF THIS!! 👇👇👇👇

This is Tom McAuliffe, the director of golf at Sugar Mountain Golf Course in North Carolina. When someone on Facebook asked if there was a No Kings event in the Highcountry this weekend, Tom responded “turn left to hell.” We have a choice where we spend our money. I recommend not spending money at places that employ ignorant assholes like Tom Mcauliffe.

@KC507_alt @theliamnissan Someone told him he should attend CMA and he replied, but I don’t play country music? Dude, I meant crystal meth anonymous

@jgbarratt @theliamnissan He's going to Florida where they decided to keep marrying your cousin legal.

LOL, Kid Rock only sold 3% of the available tickets for his upcoming tour. America is healing

There were only 10 documented illegal alien voters out of 2 BILLION American votes (according to the right wing Heritage Foundation) but do go on about voter fraud you lying fascist assholes

@SamOlbur I’ll say 92 regular season wins. That’s uncharacteristically high for me but I like this team with Bregman over Tucker. Tucker is really good but I don’t think the contract year stuff was helping him stay dialed in.

90 win club

What’s more likely to happen in 2026?? - cream

Senate Republicans FINALLY accepted Senate Democrats' offer to fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard while we continue to negotiate common-sense guardrails for ICE. Trump blocked the deal. He's holding YOUR safety hostage to avoid reigning in ICE's lawlessness.

Anthony Scaramucci: “I don’t think James Carville has Trump Derangement Syndrome. I think James Carville has Trump Reality Syndrome. The people that have TDS are the ones that are with him still. Those are the people that are deranged. Those are the people that have lost touch with reality in terms of how much damage he and his cronies are causing the country and the world”

@ggabefootball I like what they’ve done. Always more work to be done, but it feels like they have a solid plan. Refreshing to see. If they add a TE via the draft they believe can start right away, Kmet will likely be gone June 1.

Unless the Bears restructure an existing contract, they won’t be signing any more free agents. According to OTC they only have $243,000 and Spotrac says $1.04 M. Either was, there is no room to take on even a minimum salary unless a restructure is done

@chifanpatt2 Super cool. Lock that guy up and keep spending on pitching. Glad to see a superstar all in on the Cubs. Hope it attracts more talent to them as well.

I think PCA made it very clear he wanted to be a Chicago Cub for a very long time. In a way few other Cubs, even some of our past favorites, ever have.

BREAKING: Republican Senator Kennedy just blamed Trump the government shutdown! "The Democrats have offered to open up everything but ICE. Ted Cruz and I said, ‘OK let’s accept their offer…’ Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, [Trump] said ‘No! No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week but the President said ‘no deal.’” This is the DONALD TRUMP SHUTDOWN! Even Republicans are acknowledging it.

Yes, yes they did. Democrats reached a deal with Senate Republicans, led by Senate Majority Leader Thune, to fund TSA, AND DHS except for ICE. The deal was done. Trump refused. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for all the chaos at airports. Not Democrats.

Reporter: Who is Witkoff talking to in Iran? Trump: With a person… we supposedly took him out, but he’s still there. Nobody’s ever seen him, and we’re not really sure… it’s complicated. 🚑 Someone get a doctor for grandpa!

NEWS: @LeaderJohnThune told @POTUS that Senate Republicans would finally join Senate Democrats to support funding all of DHS except ICE. Donald Trump said no. This shutdown is on him alone.

I am prepared to defend the notion that Donald Trump, who is now openly threatening to kill millions of innocent people by threatening to do ghastly warcrimes against the Persian people can now safely be compared to Hitler. I am prepared to debate anyone on this point.

Republicans in Congress have a now or never moment. Impeach Trump and charge him with treason. If you fail the next Congress will turn your life upside down. Most of you will go to prison. Your stocks will be evaluated your crimes determines, and your life will be ruined. Your failure to do your job rather than provide a check on the president could very well be considered an act of treason. The time to end this administration is now. Failure to do so will have consequences you don’t want to face.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy. Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.