Kelly Karnetsky

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@pokimanelol My goldens need a dog mom

i wanna get a dog 🥺

What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot @Target

I just want a solid gold credit card from @RobinhoodApp help me out? shorturl.at/RBVXJ

@pokimanelol Holy shit, people just love to hate. I was able to figure out what you meant!

wish my parents hadn’t chosen thought daughter i’m so tired of overthinking

@hollylawly OMG I loved King’s Quest!

Found this while moving. Peak gaming.

@MrBeast Honestly I would just spend it on some dumb shit

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

@hollylawly Congratulations

Baby Rosalie is here! Her big bro is obsessed with her. I feel great. Everything is just perfect 🥰

It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?

@hollylawly Happy birthday and yay for no work!

I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking

I think I go to @ChipotleTweets too much 😬😬

I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is…

@NthReview That’s a lot of cable on the ground lol

Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.

Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?

Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.

@hollylawly Some friends have no issue and sell online all the time. Maybe it’s just me, I’m not bartering type, I just want to get down to best price and terms and be done, lol. I can’t even imagine with a lot of stuff. Good luck dealing with all that 😬

@kel I've sold a couple things offerup and it was annoying but not too bad. But selling several things at once is next level rage 😅 definitely makes me want to donate it all!

I'm moving and trying to sell all my stuff and honestly no amount of money is worth dealing with the window shoppers on OfferUp. I'm ready to just list it all for free, tell the buyers to show up at the same time, and burn it all in front of them 🙃

@wojno Yes, but for Jesus though

@ObjectivelyDan I'm confused, they looking for a unicorn?

You're on Tinder and this pops up. Do you swipe right?