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@NglMaya Apron Akon

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests megatron again 😭

@everymovieplug chronicles of Riddick

Mention the first movie you're thinking of.

@Fact nic cage as Neo woooow

Will Smith, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Leonardo DiCaprio were all offered the part of Neo in The Matrix before Keanu Reeves.

@antomukuwa 51kms wooow

Early birthday celebrations ✌️

@livesonmkosy mutakezulu chaiwo

Body structure 10/10. Face ? Mwari anoti unozozvionerawo wega.

@TouchlineX if its possible, give them another trophy

4-3 Bayern Munich. GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL HARRY KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HISTORICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HISTORICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM 3-0 DOWN AT HALFTIME TO 4-3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST BAYERN MUNICH TEAM OF ALL TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNREAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@__Vigie that kind of love

There is this type of love which is not talked about enough....where you don't disclose things to your love ones because you are scare you will hurt them.....like not telling your wife that you have a girlfriend because you know she has high blood pressure and there is high risk that she might die because of the news

@thefarmersheep Diplomat Circus

what does the “dc” in “washington dc” stand for

@makakaseni kuyeuka bako wanaiwa 😁😁

Guys how do you know you have been scammed of your hard earned $28.70???

@debrahmatandazw Devil's Triangle 😭😭

A sex position that you would say never again?

@muvengwa_t @controlla__zw Not exactly. This is where double taxation comes in. Just because earnings are received or taxed outside Zimbabwe doesn’t automatically mean you are exempt locally. If you are a Zimbabwean tax resident, ZIMRA can still tax your worldwide income.

@controlla__zw Its not even possible!

ZIMRA is only targeting youtube and facebook monetized influencers.

@leemadzvamuse CBZ so far is doing well

Best bank with fast service , support and minimal charges ?

@awkwardgoogle aramba kuita hwai

Bro is too smart to be a sheep 😅

@SirTitusVeTech sorry bro but i read what i read 😭😭

I know fuel yakakwira and all, but yard yandaichekesa $20 vanhu vakuda $50😂🙌🏽 WTF. Ndingatonotenga trimmer yacho ndoicheka ndega.

@alistarchibanda If people could love God and follow his commandments out of pure love not out of fear of gehena and moto the world would be a better place

@makakaseni topa mainini mari yema yogati toita 2 minutes 😁😁

Parents with toddlers, how do y’all have mish mosh during the day?? 💀🥵💀

@WinkyDFan @grok will be there

Hey @grok in 48 hours pick a random person from my comments to win a ticket to a Winky D show in August 2026 Winky D🔥

@mi62206 takawira dhururu 🙂🙂

Who is your GOAT news reader ever emerged from 🇿🇼? Ini ndinoti Oscar Pambuka

@_MakdShelby even akatamba kandege 😭😭

I feel sorry for Mujuru now his life is being monitored by social media pundits . Kungoonekwa nedoro achanzi ko atotanga kudhakwa , kungoenda kumabhuza onzi ko akutoita zvebhora . Kuzoti akati ndoda kuroora next year 😭😭😭😭

@wicknellchivayo Surely there is no amount of money or material gifts that can make up for Mujuru family loss, but @Sir Wicknell many thanks for remembering this brother.

RUFU NDI MADZONGONYEDZE.😭💔💔🕊🕊🕊 At a time when the CHRISTIAN community in Zimbabwe and across the world was celebrating the EASTER HOLIDAYS, I learnt with DEEP SHOCK the HEARTBREAKING news of a road traffic accident in which SIX LIVES were lost in the most painful and UNIMAGINABLE way. Those precious and YOUNG lives lost were all from the MUJURU FAMILY. I was out of the Country when this TRAGEDY happened, and I am even more SADDENED that our dear brother RONALD MUJURU, lost his beloved WIFE and all FIVE of his CHILDREN in this gruesome accident. May their dear souls rest in ETERNAL PEACE. 🕊️ It is the most difficult and UNIMAGINABLE thing for any parent to bury a CHILD, but to bury FIVE CHILDREN and at the same time, bury your WIFE is the MOST HORRENDOUS thing that no human heart should ever be asked to endure. My brother Ronald, NO WORDS can ever console you, nor can they restore what has been taken, and no one can imagine waking up to such a CRUEL REALITY. The loss of an entire family dims the very PURPOSE of waking up each day and WORKING HARD for those we LOVE the most. I share this grief as a Zimbabwean and as your own HOMEBOY from Zabe in Chivhu, which is so close to our Wiltshire Commercial Farms in Gandami where I was born and raised. I wish to extend my deepest appreciation to our amazing FIRST LADY, Amai Auxillia Mnangagwa, who demonstrated that she is indeed the MOTHER OF THE NATION by personally coming to console you and your family in your DARKEST HOUR. Such a gesture demonstrated the true spirit of UBUNTU that binds us together as Zimbabweans. I also acknowledge with respect our Homeboy and MP the Hon. Minister of Transport Felix Mhona , who also personally paid his CONDOLENCES and attended the funeral. In moments such as these, we are reminded that beyond any DIFFERENCES of opinion or persuasion, we are ONE PEOPLE. We mourn together, we COMFORT each other and we carry one another through SORROW as the Holy Bible commands us in Romans 12:15 and 2 Corinthians 1 3-4. While I fully respect the PRIVACY and DIGNITY that this deeply painful moment demands, I feel DUTY-BOUND, as your brother and as a patriotic Zimbabwean who understands LOSS, to extend my condolences. In that spirit, and WITHOUT any desire for RECOGNITION or attention, but purely as a TOKEN of LOVE in our African tradition yekupa CHEMA, I say to my dear brother Ronald, please GO AND SEE VICTOR at Exquisite Car Dealership and collect a brand spanking new 2026 Toyota Fortuner 2,8 GD6 valued at USD 80 000. You will also receive CHEMA of US$50,000 in cash as a humble gesture to support you as you PICK UP yourself from this DEVASTATING and PAINFULL loss. This is all from the bottom of my heart and by no means intended to gain any mileage at the expense of your GRIEF, but a small token to lessen the EMOTIONAL PAIN and unimaginable AGONY you are carrying. My brother RONALD, I am DEEPLY SORRY for your loss, and though nothing can ever heal this wound, I pray that the HOLY SPIRIT becomes your COMFORTER during this difficult time. May the souls of your beloved wife and children rest in ETERNAL PEACE until we are reunited again in the land of EVERLASTING LIFE… 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🕊️🕊🕊