ktoby
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ktoby
@ktoby61
wifey, mom /gma. nonprofit animal rescue and human healing. all funds are donated to our nonprofit for no-cost healing therapies. God Bless the USA🙏🏼
Arizona, USA Inscrit le Mayıs 2021
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Took my daughter to a birthday party on Saturday
Rolex Ron was there
Hadn't seen him since the soccer game
He recognized me immediately
I could tell because he didn't make eye contact
His kid showed up in a polo shirt
My kid showed up in a shirt with yesterday's lunch on it
Both were equally prepared
Ron's kid handed the birthday boy a gift in a Nordstrom bag
My kid handed hers over in a Target bag from last week
Ron looked at the bag
Then at me
I said nothing
It was a $120 LEGO set
Ours was a $19 Hot Wheels track from clearance
The kid played with the Hot Wheels for two hours
The LEGO sat on the table unopened
Ron pulled me aside during the magic show
Said he looked into what I said about index funds
His advisor told him active management is worth the fees
I said "what does he charge you"
He said "one percent"
I said "of everything?"
He said "yes"
I said "every year?"
He said "yes"
I said "and he's how old"
He said "I don't know. Maybe twenty-seven"
I didn't say anything after that
The magician pulled a quarter from behind a kid's ear
Ron told a five-year-old "that's not real"
His kid was in the back of the room on an iPad
Still in the polo shirt
Cake came out
Ron asked if it was gluten free
The mom said "it's a Costco sheet cake"
Ron passed
I had two pieces
My daughter ran over covered in frosting and handed me a third
Whispered "dad is he the Rolex man from the soccer game"
I said "yes"
She said "he seems stressed"
She's five
She's not wrong
Cargo shorts fully loaded
Timex still ticking
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The only mayoral candidates that truly LOVE and care about LA! @spencerpratt @listen2tish
We were the only 2 there today speaking out for what’s right and standing up for the dogs being abused on our city streets!
@standupforpitsfoundation @joey.tuccio @thebarkeryencino @ronniekroell @lowelteroth @joshmoreland @rebeccacorry

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🎉50,000 animal advocates have signed to save these dogs 👊🏼
#AnimalAbuse at #RidglanFarms
Be their voice 🐕🩸
HELP
#Wisconsin
👉🏼 .@widatcp @GovEvers
.@USDA @Kalvin_Barrett
SHUT DOWN RIDGLAN
SAVE THESE DOGS NOW
More: savethedogs.io
✍🏼 change.org/p/shut-down-ri…
Wayne Hsiung@waynehhsiung
Ridglan Farms chooses to breed beagles for experimentation because they’re notoriously forgiving. You can poke, prod, and torment them and they still are unlikely to bite you. #SaveTheDogs #RightToRescue
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This is incredible to see in real time. Men being men. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Bethany S. Mandel@bethanyshondark
You can tell a lot about a man about how they instinctively respond when it hits the fan. In this photo, Stephen Miller moves on top of his pregnant wife to protect her. Pete Hegseth stands over his wife, surveying the scene while leaning over, protecting her.
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This is apparently a teacher at Kaukauna High School in Wisconsin. He’s sad the shooter missed
This is who’s educating your kids
You can contact the school here: contactkhs@kaukaunasd.org
Tea Time@OzAndytime
@libsoftiktok And here is a teacher upset he missed
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Hey Michigan friends - could you possibly help sweet Karma ? Sharing a courtesy post 👇
“This sweet boy is 2yr old Karma aka Karm. His owner recently became homeless and he was living the last few months in a car. She made the difficult choice to do what was best for him and surrender him to rescue. He is a sweet boy who deserves to be stress free In a furever home! He is available for adoption only in Michigan at furevertails.com, please share!”

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Denver Water is draining Antero Reservoir, 2,300+ acre trophy trout fishery in Colorado
Due to the drought, they plan on draining the reservoir. It is stocked with millions of fish that will die
There encouraging people to go fish before they’re all killed, starting May 1 is when the draining begins
CPW has stocked 5.4 million fish into Antero since 2020 alone. Primarily rainbow trout, brown trout, cutthroat variants, cutbows, brook trout, and others. This doesn’t include natural reproduction or fish already present before 2020
All these fish will die
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🚨Oh, look at that—America's "watchdogs of democracy" didn't just fail the vibe check at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night. They straight-up looted the joint like it was the apocalypse, and the only thing worth saving was the open bar.
While shots rang out, the President was being yanked offstage by Secret Service, and the entire ballroom was one trigger-pull away from turning into a national nightmare, what were these tuxedoed truth-tellers doing? Filing urgent dispatches? Checking on colleagues? Showing one ounce of basic human concern? Nah.
They were playing human Roomba on the tabletops—grabbing bottles of wine and champagne two at a time, stuffing them into camera bags, under jackets, down blouses, whatever fit. One blonde in a black jacket looked like she was training for the Olympic wine-heist relay. Another kept casually nibbling her dinner like it was just another Tuesday, and the gunfire was ambient noise. Bro, the President almost got assassinated. and your priority was playing "how many free Cabernets can I smuggle out before security notices?"
These are the same smug, pearl-clutching hacks who spend every waking hour lecturing the rest of us about "civility," "empathy," "moral leadership," and how we're the ones destroying the country. The ones who cry "threat to democracy" if you question their narrative. The ones who virtue-signal about compassion while calling half the country garbage.
Turns out their moral compass doesn't point north—it points straight to the nearest unopened bottle of Dom.
Congratulations, media. You didn't just expose your hypocrisy; you speed-ran it on camera. While the nation held its breath wondering if the President was okay, you proved you're not elite journalists. You're not even good looters. You're the people who show up to a black-tie event, watch bullets fly, and think, "Perfect—now's my chance for a free case of bubbly."
At least actual looters wait for the power to go out. You did it with the lights on, in formalwear, live on X.
Classy. Real classy.
Now go write your 3,000-word think piece about how this was actually Trump's fault for making the wine too tempting. We'll wait. With our own bottles. That we paid for.
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People always ask what I look for in an interview
Walking speed
Not GPA. Not pedigree. Not the "tell me about a time" answers they rehearsed in the parking lot
Walking speed
Strategy can be taught
Finance can be taught
You cannot teach someone to move with urgency through a hallway
That's instinct
Like fight or flight
Or saving a deck as "final_v7_FINAL_USE THIS ONE" at 11:47pm
So I run the test
Phone in my left hand
Timex in my right
Reception desk to Conference Room B.
42 feet. They never know.
Four fiscal years. 137 candidates.
Under 7 seconds? Promoted within 18 months. Every single one.
8 to 15? Reliable. Will never surprise you. Good or bad.
16 or above? No offer. I stop the interview mentally at second 16 and let it play out as a courtesy.
HR has flagged this twice.
Both times I presented the data.
Both times they changed the subject.
Fit is not a feeling. It's feet per second.
Plz fix. Thx.
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