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Admit it, when the weather's REALLY good, you're tempted to think, "Let's all just sneak off to the park and let the #elites run everything"

@elonmuskelry Yes

@_Loons_ @FantasyLeague I doubt very much that anyone at FL is even looking at Twitter or checking their emails right now. They're just trying to fix things.

@FantasyLeague we’ve never had an issue getting our teams uploaded a week before season starts.. but here we are..still unable to progress having held our auction and our chairman paying for leagues. No response to emails or Twitter. What is going on FL? Have you gone under??

@nick_ahmed @FantasyLeague The "News" section is working on my laptop but I couldn't find it earlier on my phone, Nick. Just letting you know.

@liamcalling @FantasyLeague How hard is it to do one tweet to address this? They could at least respond to emails from people who have paid their hard earned money to play the game for years and years

The wonderful @FantasyLeague are having teething troubles with their website makeover, so I manually updated my league mates from a French cafe yesterday. Quite literally, my fantasy holiday! 😄 (Good luck to Neil and the FL team. We're sure you'll sort things out soon!👍)

@nick_ahmed @FantasyLeague Here's their statement on the site last night. Would you rather they answered every tweet or got on with fixing the problems? They can't do both. news.fantasyleague.com/fantasy-league…

@liamcalling @FantasyLeague Wonderful? Have a look at everyone else’s tweets about @FantasyLeague. Their lack of communication about the mountain of issues is appalling

@nick_ahmed @FantasyLeague Yes, wonderful. You're talking about a problem this weekend. I'm talking about a game we've been playing since the 90's.

I remember your wife.

Rosamond Lehmann's fling with Ian Fleming

if blackford had a shred of decency, he’d resign. this is appalling.

@bobservant Can't say I remember this, but I'll take your word.

33 years ago today, over a few cans of Kestrel at Invergowrie Services, I said to the Bangles swap Binman for Egyptian and you've got a hit. The rest is history.

@FantasyLeague For the head to head competition, is tomorrow’s AV-LIV match in last week (GW39) or not? On the ‘Matches’ tab your dates always run Tuesday to Tuesday inclusive, but obviously you don’t count Tuesday points in two different weeks.

Manual Assist. Jarrod Bowen. Bowen’s through ball was touched by Krul onto Antonio, who went on to roll the ball into the net. Norwich v West Ham. 08/05/22

@FantasyLeague A first team regular at a major club with 16 points last season. Think he went for more than Firmino, Werner or Pepe at our auction. None of the three you listed here were on our radar at all really.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Emile Smith Rowe!

Poll: Who has been the breakout player in the prem so far this year

@SeanCalfe @FantasyLeague They’ve just fixed that! 😀

@liamcalling @FantasyLeague Still missing Doherty mind!

Manual Assist. Michail Antonio. Antonio's shot was parried by Pickford to Bowen - who scored. West Ham v Everton. 03/04/22.

@ffsclouseau @FantasyLeague I sort of know why the Doherty assist hasn’t been given yet. Like others FL rely on an automatic feed for their data. For some reason there was a cock-up in that feed which must be why BBC Sport isn’t showing it either, despite their own report making it clear that it happened.

@FantasyLeague They still won’t give an assist to Bowen for Cresswell’s goal as assists aren’t given for goals scored from direct freekicks, even though this rule is ridiculous as it’s no different to the assist for a penalty. Absolutely no idea why Doherty hasn’t yet been awarded the assist.

@SeanCalfe @FantasyLeague Bowen isn’t due an assist. The rules make that very clear.

@FantasyLeague What about sorting other assists and points from the 3pms yesterday? Bowen and Doherty need assists plus all the missing cleansheets

@FantasyLeague Great that you’re tweeting these live, thanks! Will be checking the feed for Doherty’s assist of Spurs 4th now! 😀

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@JaviMen10 @TTownsent @IlyaMatveev_ @TristinHopper It was also an existential struggle on their part, where the population understood and agreed with the cause they were fighting for (much as the Ukrainians do now). A wicked, unwinnable and mismanaged war against a former friend is a very different proposition.

@TTownsent @IlyaMatveev_ @TristinHopper You couldn't be more wrong, that was a different world without globalization on the scale we have now. The Russian economy is in for a world of hurt, they will have to soon stop flying and go back to trains, their military will decay.

I have collected some thoughts on the immediate impact of sanctions on the Russian economy (a long 🧵). TL; DR: 30 years of economic development thrown into the bin. (1/16)

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